Tyrion Lannister to replace shorter Johnny Manziel as Browns QB
CLEVELAND, OH - Following a disastrous NFL debut, the Cleveland Browns have decided to bench quarterback Johnny Manziel and go in a different direction. The Browns have made a free agent signing of their new, taller, quarterback of the future Tyrion Lannister.
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Cosby accusers complain of ugly sweater flashbacks
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Allegations continue to mount against Bill Cosby from a myriad of women who claim he engaged in sexual assault. Psychologists are noting an odd phenomenon among his accusers,…