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Email To FriendSTUDY RELEASED: 100% of U.S. New Year’s resolutions broken early New Year’s Day.
Early reports indicate New Year’s resolutions across the country were broken in record time this year. Government polling indicates not a single person in the U.S. exercised all day, all household budgets were exceeded, men watched more sports than the same day a year ago, and all smokers relapsed and began smoking again by day’s end.
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