EKE SAY:  In Malaysia, there no snow for making Olympic fun sport.  But we still like watch Olympic to see nation of world gather in peace to show off Spandex pants we make in Malaysian factory.

Some winter Olympic sport we do have Malaysia kind of version to try.  There is curling sport where drunk people throw big rock thing on ice and people sweep with broom to make it go places.  We have sport like that in Malaysia, but there no big rock.  We just sweep to make floor clean.  There also no winner for game, except everyone win who like clean floor.

Eke like watch sport with people ski on snow and then they stop ski to shoot guns.  People in that sport should shoot gun at person…

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