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Dear Eke, Please provide your analysis of the Winter Olympics?

EKE SAY: In Malaysia, there no snow for making Olympic fun sport. But we still like watch Olympic to see nation of world gather in peace to show off Spandex pants we make in Malaysian factory.
Some winter Olympic sport we do have Malaysia kind of version to try. There is curling sport where drunk people throw big rock thing on ice and people sweep with broom to make it go places. We have sport like that in Malaysia, but there no big rock. We just sweep to make floor clean. There also no winner for game, except everyone win who like clean floor.
Eke like watch sport with people ski on snow and then they stop ski to shoot guns. People in that sport should shoot gun at person…
About Eke Onguaunke

Derf has outsourced it's general advice blog to Eke Onwauke who lives in Malaysia. Eke barely speaks English. He writes the ASK EKE Blog for sixty cents per month. He answers all questions related to finance, nutrition, career, soil erosion, fitness, and raising chickens.
- DEAR EKE: How can I survive in these tough economic times?
- Dear Eke: How can I make this the best Halloween ever?
- Dear Eke - Do you have any landscaping tips?
- DEAR EKE: Can I be your personal assistant?
- DEAR EKE: Can you recommend 5 things I should do before I die?
- Dear Eke: How do you feel about universal health care coverage?


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