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DEAR EKE - I am dating two women and I don't know which one to pick. Help!

EKE SAY - Yes Eke know much about the love of two womens. Is very difficults now to have two womens to give loving feeling.
In my country of Malaysia Eke have many womens to choose because Eke own many chickens to give to womens. You must choose woman who appreciate chicken more than other womens. Man can test women desire of chicken with test of chicken hanged from string and woman who jump highest to get chicken is strongest and best woman for man. This test work many time for Eke.
Eke now have strongest wife who can get food for Eke all days. Eke say other tests too. Letting womans chase chickens can test how fast womans can be if must catch food. Also test womens by ask womens…
About Eke Onguaunke

Derf has outsourced it's general advice blog to Eke Onwauke who lives in Malaysia. Eke barely speaks English. He writes the ASK EKE Blog for sixty cents per month. He answers all questions related to finance, nutrition, career, soil erosion, fitness, and raising chickens.
- Dear Eke, Please provide your analysis of the Winter Olympics?
- DEAR EKE: How can I survive in these tough economic times?
- Dear Eke - Can you tell me how to be better at sports?
- Dear Eke: My new job that requires a lot of traveling? Any travel tips?
- DEAR EKE - Should I quit my boring job to pursue a singing career?
- Dear Eke: Do you know what kind of pet would be right for our family?





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