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Friday, March 19th - 5:00 PM-10:00 PM
DERF Happy Hour
Friday, Mar 19 - 5:30PM-9:30PM
Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's), $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 6 Cocktails!
Dear Eke: Do you have any Spring Break suggestions?
EKE SAY: Eke love spring! Eke love springtime in Malaysia, that when cold, cold temperature of mid 90’s go away and warmer temperatures of high 90’s come. It make time to put away heavy t-shirt and loin cloth and bring out light t-shirt and loin cloth. Also time to let chicken go back outside house after you keep in house to make sure it not catch chicken cold in chilly temperature.
Spring break in Malaysia mean different thing. That when we break neck of spring chicken. Spring chicken think they so cool, but then we come and we break neck and have big spring chicken neck break festival. Eke’s Uncle Katke win spring chicken neck break festival! He king of festival after he…
Email To FriendAbout Eke Onguaunke
Derf has outsourced it's general advice blog to Eke Onwauke who lives in Malaysia. Eke barely speaks English. He writes the ASK EKE Blog for sixty cents per month. He answers all questions related to finance, nutrition, career, soil erosion, fitness, and raising chickens.
- DEAR EKE: How can I survive in these tough economic times?
- DEAR EKE: Should I go back to school to continue my education?
- Dear Eke - Do you have any landscaping tips?
- DEAR EKE - Will joining a band help me get more women?
- DEAR EKE - I am dating two women and I don't know which one to pick. Help!
- DEAR EKE - Should I quit my boring job to pursue a singing career?
