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DEAR EKE – Are you looking forward to the Super Bowl?

EKE SAY: In my country of Malaysia, only thing like Super Bowl is giant pile of men on dumpster behind restaurant every night after food thrown out. This competition called, 妇女爱的 男子在带 爱的男子, which means “Giant Pile of Men in Dumpster Behind Restaurant”. It is better than Super Bowl because it happens every night instead of just once per year. And players get free food if they strong. Eke prefer to have fun cheering during dumpster fight so Eke make wife dress like man and climb in dumpster with men. Eke teach wife how to box out and throw hard elbow to get fish scraps. Eke wife learn how to get much food so Eke love wife very much.
Eke would like Super Bowl more if Eke wife…
About Eke Onguaunke

Derf has outsourced it's general advice blog to Eke Onwauke who lives in Malaysia. Eke barely speaks English. He writes the ASK EKE Blog for sixty cents per month. He answers all questions related to finance, nutrition, career, soil erosion, fitness, and raising chickens.
- Dear Eke - Can you tell me how to be better at sports?
- DEAR EKE - Should I quit my boring job to pursue a singing career?
- Dear Eke: What is your holiday season like?
- Dear Eke: How can I make this the best Halloween ever?
- Dear Eke - Do you have any landscaping tips?
- Dear Eke: How do you feel about universal health care coverage?
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