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I'm paid handsomely for my ability to stay ahead of you, the reader.
EDITORIAL: When a friend asks me to watch their drink in the bar I really watch it.
Now that the foolishness is over, I shall begin courting Casey Anthony
Festival time at The Church of Me
I’d say my short stint with the Navy Seals last week was pretty productive
Remind me never to date another woman who suggests I explore male enhancement options
The hardest part about being in prison is deciding which gang to join. Here's some guidance.
I really need a break from everyone asking me if I’m George Clooney!
Even I need New Year's resolutions. Here are my Top 6
My top 10 suggestions for how to roll on the biggest party night of the year.
I want to make sweet love to you, Jean Schmidt
The treat of Slade in your Halloween goody sack!
I could totally hit Aroldis Chapman's fastball
Practically everyone tells me I\'m the Justin Bieber of Oakley.
People should be required to pay to read my Facebook status updates.
People should be required to pay to read my Facebook status updates.
In public I must appear aloof to prevent my fans from falling in love with me.
There's nothing like a romantic getaway weekend in a rented PODS container
The National Bureau of Fish and Game would probably outlaw any fishing lure that looks like me.
My revolutionary new soccer kick got me banned from playing World Cup Soccer. Thanks FIFA.
I’d appreciate it if people would quit saying I resemble Helen Thomas
That song, Promiscuous Girl, totally reminds me of my mom.
Let’s review the 27 ways I bring it in my workplace
EDITORIAL: I'm about to unleash a ringtone on my friends that will rock their world
EDITORIAL: It’s no secret that I'm pretty much the Tony Soprano of the Kenwood/Madeira area
I’m not sure how much of a tax deduction to take for being awesome.
I bring sand to the beach to make the other sand jealous.
Elin and I could make a wonderful home together here in Oakley
I’m embarrassed about my public cat fight with Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso
The Russian Ice Dancing team inspired my Casual Friday outfit.
Coming Soon: Eau De Slade!
HBO should film next year's 'Hard Knocks' about me
2009's Moments Made Unforgettable Because of Me
Inking up the Slade Manscape
The time has come to finally put me in the Baseball Hall of Fame
My birthday is only four months away...as if I had to tell you!
I want my funeral to be like Michael Jackson's...except bigger.
I guess this leaves me as the King of Pop.
Slade plus Kate equals GREAT!
The Zoo would be even better if it had animals that resemble me
This economy would soar if companies would pay me to use their products
Which actor should play me in a four hour movie about my life?
As you might expect, I totally owned Karaoke night!
Maybe Jennifer Aniston needs to shove a little Slade in Brangelina's face!
Is the world ready for my new energy drink called POWER SLADE?
How about a big hot covered dish of Slade at your Superbowl party?
I didn't have time to give an inaugural speech this year but here's what I would have said.
It ain't easy being a sex symbol in this town.
Michael Phelps inspired me to shave my whole body.
I can totally afford a prostitute like Ashley Dupre.....for about 2 minutes.
I’ve never needed a single item from Bed, Bath, & Beyond
EDITORIAL: A certain really mean person who brought me into this world said my column is retarded.
Slade Dandridge: I'm currently taking applications for my Fan Club Manager.
Sometimes I can dance exactly like Justin Timberlake without even trying
My coworkers don't know I'm a weekend pimp
EDITORIAL: I am freakishly confident every sentence below will exceed your expectations.

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