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Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge

The hardest part about being in prison is deciding which gang to join. Here's some guidance.

Slade Dandridge

Because I am a highly influential columnist, people from all walks of life asme for advice.  Selecting the right gang affiliation in prison is an important topic I am often asked about.  People come to me for this advice possibly because I spent some time in prison due to a supposed ponzi scheme isseue that I was barely convicted of.  I would have been exonerated if a certain person who gave birth to me would have been smart enough to deleta all thos emails like I asked her to.

Suffice it to say, I am an expert on prison gang life. Learning how to select the right gang is basic life planning.  I've live the life.  I know the ins and outs. I can be your prison gang guide.

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About Slade Dandridge  

Slade Dandridge

Slade Dandridge develops his column ideas through a process he calls 'Accelerated Coffee Infusement'.  He considers himself very attractive and intelligent.  He also believes he is adored by his readers.  Slade is writing a book about reducing America's dependence on foreign marmalade. 

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