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Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge

What to do when a so-called friend steals your rap name

Slade Dandridge

It’s happened to a lot of us.  You come up with the tightest street name for yourself and then all of a sudden one of your so-called friends is openly using it and getting mad street cred because it’s such a dope name. Losing a rap name to a so-called friend can be devastating.


Although most of you know me as Slade, on the streets of Oakley I am known as Crunk Money.  I spend a lot of time on the streets.  When people see me rollin’ up to the Oakley UDF in my Ford Fusion to purchase a healthy snack, they know Crunk Money is the real deal.  It is important the streets respect me as OG. With my windows rolled down, people hear Crunk Money spitting the filthiest shiz since 2 Live…

About Slade Dandridge  

Slade Dandridge

Slade Dandridge develops his column ideas through a process he calls 'Accelerated Coffee Infusement'.  He considers himself very attractive and intelligent.  He also believes he is adored by his readers.  Slade is writing a book about reducing America's dependence on foreign marmalade. 

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