I really need a break from everyone asking me if Iím George Clooney!
Please people, give me a little breathing room! I am begging you!
The constant whispering behind by back. Following me when I go to UDF. Taking pictures of me with your cell phones. I am asking you sincerely to give me some privacy.
I am a virtual twin of George Clooney so I can understand the temptation to constantly stalk me. Ladies, I can empathize with your longing feelings toward me. I know your physical response to my looks is hard to control. You are not totally to blame becasue i am iresistable.
But nevertheless i am a human being and I need a little privacy. Can you please reach down into the deepest part of yourself and find enough self-discipline to allow me to grab lunch at the Subway in Oakley without having my clothes torn off?
Although I am the most successful blogger in the Oakley area, believe it or not I do not have a personal security team. So I am totally vulnerable at all times.
Please ladies, I depsperate need my privacy.
And thank you George Clooney for virtually ruining my life. And no, I don't feel like hanging out with you anytime this month. I think enough damage has been done. Looking exactly like you in every way is bad enough. No need to pal around like a novelty act driven by super good looks and irresistable sex appeal.