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Tips and Tactics for being a fake musician.

With the advent of games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero, there has been a steep increase in the amount of self proclaimed musicians in the past few years. They have mastered the art of the plastic Stratocaster, shredding these bad boys to pieces. But these musicians aren’t gathering the flocks of woman they see the musicians on MTV gathering. So, a plan has to be formulated to solve this problem, because if you aren’t getting woman, what’s the point of being a musician? These perceptive individuals set forth to find what they’re lacking and have begun to take notice of a difference they never realized before, the musicians are using REAL guitars. Now the realization sets in that a…
About Steven Parton

Clifton resident Steven Parton graduated from college with a degree in Software Engineering and a minor in Mathematics. Like most recent graduates, he does not work in a field related to his education. Instead he uses his experience to engineer amazing guitar riffs and calculate addicting beats. The combination of intelligence, free time, passion for music, and a low level coffee addiction lead to one place, the breathtaking Derf blog you are currently enjoying (hoefully).
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- Tips and Tactics for being a fake musician.
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- I’m not just getting old, Your music really does suck.
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