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Wednesday, October 29th

Aries
The sweater you bought at Goodwill this week has fleas. Luckily they are the same species and phylum as the fleas already in your wardrobe so the transition should be a peaceful one.
Aries
Taurus
It is time to ramp up your relationship to the next level. For your next meal, skip the drive thru and take her to a nice sit down meal at Bob Evans. Recommend that she order the knife and fork sandwich, and watch her eyes light up in awe at your sophistication.
Taurus
Gemini
You will be visited in your dreams by a mythical lion who will tell you the secret to eternal happiness. You will then be visited while awake by a real lion who will maul and eat you.
Gemini
Cancer
Keep on reaching for the stars. You're never going to actually touch them, or anything else of value. But for you, living life through simplistic cliche metaphors might be the best way to keep you from using meth again.
Cancer
Leo
There is a bacteria in your microwave that explodes all over your food at the one minute mark of heating. Don't let anything go for more than 59 seconds.
Leo
Virgo
There are people in your life who love to see you fail miserably at everything you do. You've been making them really happy. Keep up the good work.
Virgo
Libra
Wonderful news! You are going to meet a nice new guy online who would like to take you on vacation! His name is Joran Van Der Sloot and he's paying for your one way ticket.
Libra
Scorpio
Are you ready for a tender-hearted romance but feel frustrated by something that always gets in the way? It's called a restraining order.
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Giving up caffeine is a good idea. But suddenly replacing that daily energy jolt with meth amphetamines is bad choice. Start with Redbull and work your way up
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Exercise will lead to strengthening of your character. Start by not weeping when the kids down the street laugh at you as you jog.
Capricorn
Aquarius
The pedestrian you hit this week lived. Also the old geezer memorized your license plate number. You still have time to ?pay him a little visit' at Good Samaritan hospital.
Aquarius
Pisces
Even though you're female, a lot of people think you're a douche. Yep, girls can be douches too and you're one of the biggest!
Pisces


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