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Thursday, September 19th

Aries
You work at P&G. You wear khaki pants every day. And you think Starbucks is cool. OMFG dude!
Aries
Taurus
Take some time to find out more about yourself this week. Use the freedom of information act to request your FBI file.
Taurus
Gemini
You will be visited in your dreams by a mythical lion who will tell you the secret to eternal happiness. You will then be visited while awake by a real lion who will maul and eat you.
Gemini
Cancer
Spending your money on fine clothing, imported wine, and expensive cigars doesn't change the fact that you grew up in Norwood. You can never shake that. Save your money and let your inner Norwood shine through.
Cancer
Leo
Don't be afraid to make new friends. In fact, don't be afraid to give them the keys to your house and your ATM card.
Leo
Leo
On the fence again? For you thats a more of a literal expression because you got wasted and passed out while climbing over a fence to take a shortcut home.
Leo
Libra
You are about to get some life changing advice from a man wearing a v-neck t-shirt. Your friends will then abandon you, because they don't want to hang out with someone who talks to dudes who wear v-neck t-shirts.
Libra
Libra
It might be hard to find a support group for people with 10 or more DUIs. To find a group you might have to lie an say you're still at a half dozen or so.
Libra
Scorpio
Your last two restaurant meals contained traces of vermin droppings. Fortunately, you are immune to them because of the infestation in your kitchen.
Scorpio
Capricorn
Your unlucky number is anything under 1 billion.
Capricorn
Aquarius
It is highly recommended that you get a perm. The style might not look good on you, but the smell of hair products will divert attention from the other scents on your body.
Aquarius
Aquarius
The good news is someone is going to buy you a gift you will really need. The bad news is it is a book entitled, 50 Things to do While Under House Arrest.
Aquarius
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