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Tuesday, April 22nd - 11:00 AM-11:00 PM

Taco Tuesdays @ Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's)

DERF Happy Hour

Friday, Apr 25 - 5:30PM-9:30PM

The Oak Tavern, $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 7 Cocktails!
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Bring over a box of wine and I'll cook up a nice dinner.

June,  Age 36,
Kentucky

HERO:  My grand kids

HOBBIES:  Making Reba McEntire quilts

LIFE'S GOAL:  To settle down with a decent man who has a pick-up truck.

PROFESSION: Part-time momma, full-time grand momma

08.13.2011

I need a nice gal to puff into that alcohol tube that starts my car.

Billy,  Age 36
Independence, KY

HERO:  Jeff Gordon

HOBBIES:  Shootin skeet

LIFE'S GOAL:  To own one of them Yaeger machines

PROFESSION: N/A

08.13.2011

I'll be off house arrest in 90 days!

Shane,  Age 36,
Kentucky

HERO: Dale Jr.

HOBBIES:  Workin' on my friend's Trans Am

LIFE'S GOAL:  To go halves with my brother on a double-wide.

PROFESSION:  N/A

NOTE:  This candidate is currently under house arrest

04.10.2011

Let's go to church festivals all summer together!

Phil,  Age 31,
West Side (parent's house)

HERO:  Pete Rose

HOBBIES:  Tending to my Dad's vegetable garden

LIFE'S GOAL:  To buy a house on my parent's street

PROFESSION: N/A

04.10.2011

Let me take stock of your assets, and maybe we can bond

Name: Christy
Age: 26
Location: Kenwood

 

Heroes: Carly Fiorina, Meg Whitman, Gordon Gekko, the gecko from the insurance commercials

Hobbies: Crushing my friends at Monopoly, gaming, 3 card monte

Life’s Goal: Tdouble my assets

Profession: Financial advisor

 

 

11.23.2010

I look great in a suit. My birthday suit!

Name: Gary
Age: 49
Location: Bethel

 

Heroes: Kate Winslet, Hugh Hefner, Michelangelo’s David

Hobbies: Sun bathing, swimming, hiking, volleyball

Life’s Goal: To be able to throw away my washer and dryer

Profession: T-shirt designer

11.23.2010


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