Bring over a box of wine and I'll cook up a nice dinner.
June, Age 36,
HERO: My grand kids
HOBBIES: Making Reba McEntire quilts
LIFE'S GOAL: To settle down with a decent man who has a pick-up truck.
PROFESSION: Part-time momma, full-time grand momma
I need a nice gal to puff into that alcohol tube that starts my car.
Billy, Age 36
HERO: Jeff Gordon
HOBBIES: Shootin skeet
LIFE'S GOAL: To own one of them Yaeger machines
I'll be off house arrest in 90 days!
Shane, Age 36,
HERO: Dale Jr.
HOBBIES: Workin' on my friend's Trans Am
LIFE'S GOAL: To go halves with my brother on a double-wide.
NOTE: This candidate is currently under house arrest
Let's go to church festivals all summer together!
Phil, Age 31,
West Side (parent's house)
HERO: Pete Rose
HOBBIES: Tending to my Dad's vegetable garden
LIFE'S GOAL: To buy a house on my parent's street
Let me take stock of your assets, and maybe we can bond
Heroes: Carly Fiorina, Meg Whitman, Gordon Gekko, the gecko from the insurance commercials
Hobbies: Crushing my friends at Monopoly, gaming, 3 card monte
Life’s Goal: Tdouble my assets
Profession: Financial advisor
I look great in a suit. My birthday suit!
Heroes: Kate Winslet, Hugh Hefner, Michelangelo’s David
Hobbies: Sun bathing, swimming, hiking, volleyball
Life’s Goal: To be able to throw away my washer and dryer
Profession: T-shirt designer