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Friday, July 25th - 11:30 AM-11:00 PM

$6.50 fish and fries @ Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's)

DERF Happy Hour

Friday, Aug 1 - 5:30PM-9:30PM

The Oak Tavern, $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 7 Cocktails!
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I’d rather be a prisoner of your love

Raymond

Age: 42

Location: Lebanon Correctional Institution

Heroes
: Johnny Cash, G. Gordon Liddy, Dr. Richard Kimble

Hobbies
: soap carvings, enjoying cakes from home, molding pillows and blankets into the shape of a sleeping person

Life’s Goal
: to be under house arrest with my soulmate.

Profession:
Locksmith (semi-retired)

10.27.2010

I’ll just need to see your long-form birth certificate before our first date

Edgar

Age: 54

Location: Union Twp.

Heroes:
Ron and Rand Paul, George Bush (both), The Gipper (both)

Hobbies:
 current events, politics, genealogy

Life’s Goal:
to prove the State of Hawaii wrong!

Profession
: Guest editorialist (Fox News), cable news critic (all the rest)

10.27.2010

Can you mend a broken heart…and fix my sink?

Gwen

Age: 42

Location: Ft. Thomas

Heroes:
Tim Allen, McGyver, Handy Manny

Hobbies:
Cooking, decorating, uncluttering

Life’s Goal:
CEO of Home Depot, or Lowe’s

Profession
: Homemaker

10.22.2010

I wanna bag me a new girlfriend

Kyle

Age: 18

Location: Anderson Twp.

Heroes:
Dane Cook, Johnny Knoxville, Criss Angel

Hobbies:
Jigsaw puzzles, Jenga, Tetris

Life’s Goal:
to have a life’s goal

Profession
: Grocery organization engineer

10.20.2010

Are you old enough to buy me alcohol?

Name: Joe
Age: 17
Location: Clifton


Heroes:  My older brother, Amy Winehouse, David Hasselhoff, Sam Adams, the foreign sounding dude in that one beer commercial.

Hobbies: Working on formula to put alcohol back into “near beer,” bouncing quarters off a various surfaces, multiple choice trivia.

Life’s Goal: To consume alcohol legally, reasonably and without fear of retribution.

Profession: Student

09.13.2010

Looking for a guy whose piercings won't catch on mine

Name: Lisa
Age: 25
Location: Ludlow


Heroes: Christina Aguilera, Iron Man, Pierce Brosnan, President Franklin Pierce, Pinhead from Hellraiser

Hobbies: Looking for pointy metal things to stick in my body, looking for places to stick pointy metal things in my body, avoiding magnets.

Life’s Goal:  To be ensconced in stainless steel

Profession: Club DJ

09.13.2010


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