Easy going cross-dresser seeking size 24 lady
Heroes: Madonna, Judy Garland, RuPaul, Dennis Rodman, J. Edgar Hoover, Cher, the inventor of Just My Size pantyhose.
Hobbies: Shopping, taking pictures of myself to post on the internet, applying large amounts of chapstick.
Life’s Goal: To fit into my skinny jeans!
Profession: Stock room clerk at Lane Bryant
Carnival worker wants someone to share daily funnel cake
Heroes: The guy who won the ring toss game 43 times in a row, the dog faced boy, the inventor of the Tilt-A-Whirl
Hobbies: Frightening children, chasing rats away from my sleeping tent, scavenging for leftover corn dogs
Life’s Goal: Saving enough money and finding enough freaks to start my own business.
I need a dependable boyfriend to take part in my intervention
Heroes: Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, most of the Baldwin brothers, Gary Busey
Hobbies: Getting trapped in challenging cycles of self-destructive behavior, finding new enablers, chasing the dragon, itching.
Life Goal: To have a strong man by my side, holding my hand, and telling me if I don’t go to rehab he’ll leave me.
Profession: eBay reseller and weekend prostitute in Warren County
Let’s use our time lounging in Starbucks all day to motivate each other!
Heroes: People who get out there and make it happen every day!
Hobbies: Networking with other ‘self-employed’ people in Starbucks, Tweeting people and updating my Facebook status to let people know I’m at Starbucks.
Life Goal: To get one of my life-coaching quotes placed on “The Way I See It” section of my coffee cup.
Profession: Self-employed life coach specializing in motivation techniques.
It gets lonely under this bridge sometimes
Heroes: The cop who let me go with just a warning after he caught me going #2 in Washington Park
Hobbies: Asking for change, looking for cans, collecting cigarette butts, making wine from wild berries
Life’s Goal: To share my big plastic tarp with a special lady, being first in line at the food bank on chili mac day, moving to a nicer underpass.
Looking for a companion/wrestling manager
Heroes: Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, my mom for letting me live in the basement.
Hobbies: Trying on tights, practicing flying off the top rope, practicing my growl
Life’s Goal: To raise the championship belt over my head while standing in the middle of the squared circle, finding a gal who doesn’t mind me wearing a mask all the time.
Profession: Freelance steroid salesman