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Easy going cross-dresser seeking size 24 lady

Tom
Age 28
Eden Park


Heroes: Madonna, Judy Garland, RuPaul, Dennis Rodman, J. Edgar Hoover, Cher, the inventor of Just My Size pantyhose.

Hobbies: Shopping, taking pictures of myself to post on the internet, applying large amounts of chapstick.

Life’s Goal:  To fit into my skinny jeans!

Profession: Stock room clerk at Lane Bryant

06.17.2009

Carnival worker wants someone to share daily funnel cake

Ronald
Age 41
Batavia


Heroes: The guy who won the ring toss game 43 times in a row, the dog faced boy, the inventor of the Tilt-A-Whirl

Hobbies:  Frightening children, chasing rats away from my sleeping tent, scavenging for leftover corn dogs

Life’s Goal: Saving enough money and finding enough freaks to start my own business.

Profession:  Carney

06.17.2009

I need a dependable boyfriend to take part in my intervention

Amber
Age 23
Colerain


Heroes:  Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, most of the Baldwin brothers, Gary Busey

Hobbies:  Getting trapped in challenging cycles of self-destructive behavior, finding new enablers, chasing the dragon, itching.

Life Goal: To have a strong man by my side, holding my hand, and telling me if I don’t go to rehab he’ll leave me.

Profession:  eBay reseller and weekend prostitute in Warren County

06.11.2009

Letís use our time lounging in Starbucks all day to motivate each other!

Brett
Age 32
Hyde Park


Heroes:  People who get out there and make it happen every day!

Hobbies:  Networking with other ‘self-employed’ people in Starbucks, Tweeting people and updating my Facebook status to let people know I’m at Starbucks.

Life Goal:  To get one of my life-coaching quotes placed on “The Way I See It” section of my coffee cup.

Profession:  Self-employed life coach specializing in motivation techniques.

06.11.2009

It gets lonely under this bridge sometimes


Big Tom,

Age 58,

Downtown
 
 
Heroes:  The cop who let me go with just a warning after he caught me going #2 in Washington Park

 

Hobbies:  Asking for change, looking for cans, collecting cigarette butts, making wine from wild berries

 

Life’s Goal:  To share my big plastic tarp with a special lady, being first in line at the food bank on chili mac day, moving to a nicer underpass.

 

Profession:  Consultant

05.06.2009

Looking for a companion/wrestling manager

Walter,

Age 29

Batavia

 
 

Heroes: Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, my mom for letting me live in the basement.

 

Hobbies:  Trying on tights, practicing flying off the top rope, practicing my growl

 

Life’s Goal:  To raise the championship belt over my head while standing in the middle of the squared circle, finding a gal who doesn’t mind me wearing a mask all the time.

 

Profession:  Freelance steroid salesman

05.06.2009


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