I prefer to date younger men because I can drink them under the table.
Hero: Anna Nicole Smith
Hobbies: Doing shots, keg stands, moonlight walks to the Party Source.
Life's Goal: To remember an entire weekend without reviewing camera phone pictures.
Profession: Liquor Sales Representative.
All my friends are getting married. Time to seriously lower my standards.
Hero: Suze Orman
Hobbies: Being a bridesmaid, shopping registries at Bed Bath & Beyond, trying to make myself desirable.
Life's Goal: Finding a man and tricking him into having kids with me by pretending to be on the pill until I'm pregnant.
Profession: Hair Stylist
I've seen Top Gun over 50 times...this year.
Heroes: Maverick, Goose, Iceman and President George W. Bush.
Hobbies: Polishing my Ninja, playing Flight Commander on XBox, singing Righteous Brothers songs to the ladies, and saying, "I feel the need, the need for speed."
Life's Goal: To be the first ever 5'4", 39 year old recruit accepted into the Air Force Academy.
Profession: Janitor at Lunken airport.
I need a set of fresh eyes for my screenplay!
Hero: Actor, Writer, Director Kevin Smith. Although I could have vastly improved on his films.
Hobbies: Writing my screenplays in Starbucks (No one even knows that sitting right next to them is possibly the next Martin Scorcese!), going to movies and rolling my eyes at the drivel, talking for hours about dialogue structure.
Life's Goal: To enter my romantic/comedy/action/bio pic at Cannes.
Profession: Caretaker of mothers basement
Breakfast in New York. Dinner in London. Breakfast in Tokyo. For me that's Tuesday.
Whitworth, Age 29,
HERO: Anthony Robbins
HOBBIES: Doing yoga in my wine cellar while fueling my subconscious mind with postitive affirmations.
LIFE'S GOAL: To be one-half of a power couple with a woman thinks big and takes bold decisive action like me.
PROFESSION: Power broker, dreamscaper, and waste management consultant.
My second baby momma just broke up with me. I got a broken heart that needs mending.
HERO: My first baby momma. That woman's got her head screwed on right.
HOBBIES: Hanging out on the roof of Norwood High School and smokin' weed.
LIFE'S GOAL: To settle down with a new baby momma.
PROFESSION: Delivering Eastern Hill Press newspapers to people's houses.