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I was stood up by a guy who was gonna take me to see ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’.

Brooke,  Age 30
Madeira

HERO:
  Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, Authors of the book, "He's Just Not That Into You." 

HOBBIES:
  Reading books about relationships.  Talking with friends about relationships.  Blogging about relationships.  Watching movies about relationships.

LIFE'S GOAL:  To be in a relationship (with a man who appreciates me even when I’m not medicated).

PROFESSION: Graphic Design professional at LPK

02.11.2009

On Sundays I attend at least 4 non-denominational churches to meet honeys.

Ricky,  Age 29,
Oakley

HERO:
  Myself.  I look up to myself a lot.  Some of the things I have accomplished are breathtaking.

HOBBIES:  Networking with peers at Starbucks over an Iced Cinnamon Mocha Latte.  I love the positive exchange of innovation.

LIFE'S GOAL:  To have a woman who will give me the space to nurture my groundbreaking ideas.

PROFESSION: Starting my own club promoting firm in a couple years.

NOTE: This candidate has piercings that are possibly offensive.

02.11.2009

My lyrics can and will make you weep

Jesse,  Age 36
Clifton (Mom's House)

HERO:
  Axel Rose, Jon Bon Jovi

HOBBIES:  Writing lyrics that blow people away. 

LIFE'S GOAL:  To write a rock anthem powerful enough to make the Presidents of all countries come together for one day just to hold each other. 

PROFESSION: Delivering the Eastern Hills Press in Walnut Hills.

NOTE:  This candidate has piercings that are possibly offensive.

01.12.2009

There's no excuse for not being huge!

Derek,  Age 30
Sharonville

HERO:
  All dudes who are committed to staying ripped!

HOBBIES:  Blasting my abs, delts, glutes, and pecs with my three brothers in our garage gym.  It's all worth it when a chick on Myspace looks at my pictures and goes, "That dude is ripped!"

LIFE'S GOAL:  To have a lifetime supply of Mega-Power Ripped Fuel Blaster Pure Protein Formula 3000.  It's the most scientifically advanced muscle building formula on the market today.

PROFESSION:  Working on getting my personal trainer certification so I can help other dudes get huge like me!

NOTE:  There is not a single photo of this candidate available with a shirt on. 

01.12.2009

I'll treat you like a princess as soon as I get off probation!

T-Man,  Age 34
Northern KY

HERO:
  Kyle Missman - 4 time U.S. bass fishing champion, 2002-2005.

HOBBIES:  Watching professional fishing competitions on ESPN. 

LIFE'S GOAL:  To travel around the country going to Alan Jackson concerts (as soon as I get off probation).

PROFESSION: I work part-time separating stuff at the Rumpke recycling department

11.12.2008

Wanna critique my Speed Dating pitch?

Suzanne,  Age 28
Mt. Adams

HERO:
  All strong women who balance a meaningful relationship and a successful career.

HOBBIES:  Spending a lot of time on eHarmony.com and Match.com.  Also attending all Speed Dating and Eight Minute Dating events in Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana.

LIFE'S GOAL:  Finding a man who shares all 29 of the eHarmony.com dimensions of compatibility with me.

PROFESSION: Human Resources Manager

11.05.2008


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