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Depressing & Uninspiring. Every Wednesday.
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Wednesday, December 11th
Someone recently told you if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. You should tell them you've successfully been a part of neither for a long time.
There is not a single reason to fear your future. There are hundreds of reasons, and they are all painfully obvious.
Is Tim Hedrick really your only friend on Facebook? Hahahaha!
You will soon be coming into some money. You'll find a five dollar bill on the street that a rich person just blew their nose into.
Signs of success should be celebrated no matter how small they are. Get a microscope and hope for the best.
Watch for hidden messages in Brady Bunch reruns. The message will be hidden in Mike Brady's perm.
A clean living space will clear your mind. Ask your roommate at the Talbot House to join you in tidying up your bunks today.
Would you be surprised to learn the servers in your favorite Indian restaurant speak perfect English? They pretend they don't around you because like everyone else they can't stand you're annoying constant chatter.
Your frequent visits to several human trafficking websites has not gone unnoticed. You should do your research from the computers at Kinko's.
Have you been cutting yourself to avoid dealing with the realities of the economic down turn? That's hilarious. Stay in touch....we'd love to know what other freakish coping mechanisms you come up with.
Relationships will be rocky as Jupiter aligns with Neptune, and people's noses align with the ungodly odor of a rotting Hot Pocket that you accidentally lost in the fat folds of your belly.
Stressful moments can be overcome by quiet, meditative reflection. However, your mind may not be cut out for meditative reflection. Try numbing yourself with cough syrup instead.
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