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Starbucks changes wifi password to ‘getajobloser’
Withrow High School installs water balloon detectors
Faulty Boeing 787s retrofitted for Cincinnati Streetcar duty
Mayan credit card debt soars as end of the world nears
Media examines how media has examined the examination of the media
Marlboro to introduce Think Pink Breast Cancer Awareness packaging
Jeff Ruby takes out full-page ad criticizing Rachel Maddow for male gender denial
Donald Trump’s hair asks for hurricane relief funds
Cincinnati Enquirer announces new palm-size version
Trader Joe’s pledges to stay 74% salmonella free
New Jesus statue stuck in Wapakoneta McDonald’s drive thru en route to Monroe
Shares of Facebook stock available at Big Lots
CVG FOR SALE: Same price as one-way trip to Newark
Ratings increase as Time Warner replaces Channel 5 with test pattern
Cincinnati sees huge influx of hookers before World Choir Games
Toby Keith’s restaurant leads way in toothless cuisine
Armed guards protect last piece of unstolen copper in Cincinnati
New Brent Spence bridge plan: no exits from Downtown Cincinnati to Lexington
Lakota school district students well prepared for West Chester’s many dishwasher jobs
Cincinnati gives Willie Nelson million dollar grant to open restaurant at Banks
MySpace acquires CityBeat magazine
Gastropubs outnumber residents in Over-The-Rhine
Panera boasts most extensive bread-oriented art collection in U.S.
Occupy movement takes over Girl Scout cookie stand
Injured casino workers offered free buffet vouchers
Kmart closings leave thousands of filthy, uncooperative employees jobless
Amazon Kindle named top gift for spouses out of ideas
Florence Mall Santa disfigured in meth lab explosion
Drunks vote on new Ohio DUI license plate designs
Delta to open outlet shopping mall in empty concourses
Delta Airlines hires extra holiday workers to lose luggage
Struggling retailers welcome holiday shoplifters
Halloween Express announces sweeping layoffs again
Halloween tour of Zanesville Pet Cemetery offers extended hours
Zanesville Times reports waiting list for local pet obituaries
News from the Pearly Gates: Al Davis and Carl Lindner find little to talk about
Apple draws criticism for delayed release of Steve Jobs 2
WEBN fires Frog mascot
Back-to-school gun sales reach all time high
Fountain Square video screen to begin showing gunfire instant replay
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US Government receives credit card offer from Evendale Credit Union
Escaped butterflies from Krohn Conservatory terrorize Mt. Adams
Yacht club waste dumped in Ohio River. Hooters waste battered, fried, sold to happy customers
Newport High School fails SAT test
Downtown parking meters now equipped with loan officers
City of Cincinnati scraps streetcar plan in favor of Ark construction
Underground drug ring busted in Hyde Park nursing home
Cincinnati Zoo sells Baby Giraffe naming rights to P&G
Jeff Ruby sells Waterfront restaurant to BB Riverboats
Misspelling of 'Libya' in search engines causes traffic spike on porn sites worldwide.
Chia Pets often euthanized after novelty wears off
Cinnabon customer first human to develop type III diabetes
General Electric innovates ultra-neutral employee holiday greeting card.
Parking lot Sno Castle empire efficiently converted to Christmas tree empire
Last subscriber to Cincinnati Enquirer print edition enters hospice
Catholic Priests provide security checks for kids at airport check-in lines
McRib's return bolsters US sodium content by 500%
Cincinnati parking meter #13724 inducted into Parking Meter Hall of Fame
Formal Fridays big hit at Goshen sweatpants factory
'Wxix' now most common last name in Cincinnati
Trapped gay coal miner hoped for slower rescue
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Plan B contraceptive most popular kiosk at Northgate Mall
Procter & Gamble launches Single Tooth Whitestrips in Kentucky
STUDY: 91% of blogger avatars too flattering
Apple Inc. offers free corrective hand surgery to owners of iPhones with antenna problems
Meth lab destroyed in house fire
Monroe Hustler store thankful to be spared from God's wrath
BP asks oil-soaked birds to return oil at authorized reclamation centers
Touchdown Jesus casket only slightly larger than Gary Coleman's
Gulf oil slick reaches Beach Waterpark
Country Day students learn importance of appearing to give back
Stuck lunar exploration rover calls OnStar
Tetanus outbreak linked to Rusty Bucket
Water fowl assist in cleanup of Dawn dishwashing liquid tanker spill
BP works to clean oil spill, makes no promises on station restrooms
Census Bureau outsources canvassing duties to Jehovah Witnesses
LOCAL 12 announces upgrade to Precision Gaydar 12 HD
Government seeks new healthcare overhaul after debut of KFC Double Down sandwich
Consumers already forming line for cheaper, upgraded next generation iPad
Gnomes uncertain how to count selves in Census
Going postal now limited to Mon-Fri
Rumpke landfill odor cancels out Price Hill stench
Eskimo melts igloo to avoid bank repossession
SNOW EMERGENCY: Area girlfriends unable to return stuffed Valentine’s bears to CVS
Pharmaceutical company steals crystal meth to manufacture Sudafed
Santa’s reindeer replaced with hydrogen fuel cells
Internet eliminates third shift to reduce costs
Rookwood Mall parking lot full until February
Delta uses baggage fees to expand lost luggage routes
Oscar Meyer awarded Nobel Prize for meat extrusion
Domino’s Pizza driver robbed, forced to eat own pizza
Miami University offers self-tanning curriculum
Delta Airlines finds Wright Brothers’ lost luggage
America's ice sculptures melting at alarming rate
Fiat offers free Chrysler dealership with every car purchase
Starbucks strip mall nears completion
India outsources call-center jobs to Detroit
Shares of GM stock recycled as Buick floor mats
Authorities learn Lifelock CEO is imposter
Ousted GM CEO appointed top position at AIG
Verizon unlimited family sexting plan successful in Kentucky
White House asks manager of Oakley Fat Burger to step down
Hacker inadvertently designs malicious virus that corrects most Microsoft bugs.
Girl Scout Cookie feeding-tube boosts profits
Douche bags praise Starbucks price cuts
Multi-county pumpkin empire now a fading dream
Tom unhappy with new Facebook design
People not missing demand equal milk carton exposure
R.P. McMurphy's unveils 900 car parking garage
Disgruntled company shoots employees
2010 HUMMER features built-in BP Station
O.J. Simpson vows to find the arsonist responsible for Jeff Ruby restaurant fire
Krohn Conservatory reports dismal ringtone sales
Brian Williams uses teleprompter during family dinners
Kenwood building deemed eyesore
Trendy suburb built inside IKEA store
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Zoo cracks down on deadbeat Zoo baby daddies.
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Cincinnati's Banks development to have Northern Kentucky theme.
Fiddle Hero popular among Kentucky gamers
New Smart Car fits inside iPod storage port
UDF fruit juice slowly evaporating since 1994
Local gangs integrate CinWeekly logo in gang graffiti
Neighbors object to Wal-Mart Space Station
Car on top of Cadillac Ranch gets parking ticket
Box wine connoisseur unveils extensive collection
Popular Sunshine Skillet® breakfast served at Bob Evans' funeral
Man under house arrest inconvenienced by Homearama visitors
Open-air mall planned inside Tri-County Mall
Purple People Bridge Climb replaced by Purple People Bridge Climb Museum
700 WLW shifts focus of billboard campaign to Canadians
Jeff Ruby clarifies restaurant admittance policies
Corpse found wrapped in KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL banner
Area vagrants devastated by pet food tainting
FRUIT OUTRAGE: Colombian terrorists celebrate lifetime supply of bananas
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Dick in a Smaller Box available for undersized men
National self-esteem convention not good enough
Charlie Rose Show ratings unchanged when network accidentally airs footage of empty set.
Google store helps locate eBay store
Delta purchased for 8 billion frequent flyer points
Maria Bartiromo’s looks plummet over 40% in 2008
Anthony Munoz eats Furniture Fair guy.
Joel Osteen purchases Catholicism in time for Easter
Gap t-shirt becomes vintage 48 hours after leaving Taiwan factory.
Now busy professionals don't have to call OnStar directly.
Ground-breaking Coke innovations continue to rock cola world.
Crossroads dominates local fake church market
Fake Timex watches more expensive and higher quality than real Timex.
Overzealous Ford executive outsources own family.
Gorilla Glue production halted due to worldwide shortage of dead gorillas.
Everyone finally files suit against everyone else
International Star Registry runs out of stars, launches International Grain of Sand Registry.
Time Warner Cable works for an entire evening in local home.
Chipotle Tortilla Press now available as home exercise machine
Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractive Visa card offer.
Line for breakfast at FirstWatch finally dips below seven weeks
In Memory of Dave Thomas, Wendy’s Announces All Chili Servings Will Be Sprinkled With a Pinch of Dave’s Remains… While Supplies Last.
Frito-Lay Announces New Single-Chip Travel Pack
Hoffbrau Haus upgrading to even better polka music
Government study states the internet is mostly to blame for the proliferation of web porn.
Man first in family to receive Ohio Echeck certification.
Maisonette keeps location options open with mobile service concept.
Mulch wars heating up between global petroleum conglomerates.
Convicted former Enron CEO announces plans to make convicted former Tyco CEO his bitch.
AutoZone store inadvertently blessed by Crossroads Community Church.
Preparing for prison life, Martha Stewart makes elegant improvements to prison uniform.
Man Sets Record for Time Spent at Vending Machine
Boss gets strange looks after telling workers he is in love with them
Local Police confused and alarmed by government’s Donut Call list.
DerfMagazine.com cancels sponsorship of 2004 Olympic Games.
National Boycotters Association chooses Cincinnati as site for 2004 convention
Bullet holes in J. Alexander's restaurant declared official tourist attraction.

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