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British tabloid releases first interview with Kate Middleton uterus
Ashley Judd stops brushing teeth in preparation for Kentucky Senate run
Network convention coverage makes TV viewers yearn for 'Queen City' reruns on FOX19
Nancy Grace offers six figure reward for capture of Jeff Ruby
Tom Cruise buys new elevator shoes in preparation for dating again
Katie Holmes hopes divorce doesn't prevent her from reaching Scientology Level 7
Anderson Cooper outs self in hopes of getting free tickets to Magic Mike
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Ultrasound reveals Snooki’s baby is a whore
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Bobby Brown lowers flags to half staff after running out of blow
Cincinnati gets Oscar nomination for “Most Overreaction to Movie Being Filmed in City”
Mel Gibson loses half of swastika collection in divorce
Gangsta of love to be sentenced, Space Cowboy still at large
Kim Kardashian wedding gifts donated to less fortunate attention whores
Andy Rooney’s family begs him to return to work
FOX19’s Frank Marzullo struggles daily with own adorableness
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Ray J denied job as videographer for Kardashian wedding
Pippa Middleton’s buttocks blamed for London riots
Queen City TV ratings surpassed by UDF security video of rotating hot dog machine
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Norwood Fashion Week features latest trends in jean shorts
Anderson Cooper struggles to make death of Bin Laden story more about himself
Jon Cryer uses realistic wig to play Charlie Sheen role
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Charlie Sheen’s former publicist accepts job with Libyan Leader Muammar Gaddafi
Justin Bieber’s old haircut to release solo album
Justin Bieber’s fans prepare for star's upcoming back waxing
Tristate watch for Rosemary Clooney unsuccessful
Pope issues statement on condiments
Natalie Portman misdiagnosed as pregnant after eating grape
Gamblers have Shadow Hare at 3-1 odds as mystery witness in Widmer trial
Channel 5 wins regional Emmy for excellence in snow shoveling tips
Hugh Hefner and fiancee register for wedding gifts at funeral home
The DERF Worst of 2010 List
Royal family begins plans to kill Kate Middleton via fake paparazzi chase
Halloween costume store changes name to ‘Ye Olde Slut Shoppe’
Tricia Macke and John Boehner plan to mate and produce superior race of orange children
Paris Hilton claims to have held Lindsey Lohan’s purse for last 8 weeks
Jay-Z to purchase retailer J.C. Penney
Career uncertainty grows among members of Smash Mouth
Reality TV surprise: Ochocinco engaged to Flavor Flav
Actual vampires outraged by portrayal as lame teens
Justin Bieber reaches puberty during tweet
Sir Gaga tiring of wife’s flamboyant antics
Shayne Graham chokes during Dancing with the Stars audition
Canada hopes to be on TV again sometime soon
U.S. Census double counts Kevin Smith
Tiger Woods to host new NBC morning show, Apology Today
"The Situation" to replace Wolf Blitzer
Simon Cowell to leave Idol, demands custody of Ryan Seacrest
Carson Daly loses time slot to infomercial
Leno pledges to deliver mediocrity in any time spot
Local man divorces wife to avoid seeing ‘New Moon’
Sarah Palin gives away cars, books, and bastard children on Oprah
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Balloon Boy trapped in backyard mine shaft this week
Conan, Jay, Oprah, Ellen seek sex scandals to boost ratings
Remote control for Fountain Square TV lost
Obama holds jackass summit with Kanye West and Serena Williams
Distraught citizens cope with loss of Derek Beasley through heartfelt poetry
Bravo announces new show: “The Real Housewives of Ludlow Kentucky”
NASA celebrates 40th anniversary of faking moon landing
Jackson World Funeral Tour Scheduled
Janet Jackson’s breasts mourn privately during memorial service
Chris Hansen not invited to Michael Jackson memorial service
America needs time to process the 96-page USA TODAY Michael Jackson commemorative edition before next celebrity death
Michael Jackson reunited with face
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DERF Studios presents the Shadow Hare Interview: Part 1 - Beyond the Spandex
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Susan Boyle's eyebrows sign separate record deal
Stephen Hawking profoundly confused by hospital insurance forms
Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer begins search for new voice-disabled astrophysicist
Angelina Jolie adopts Octuplet Mom
Tila Tequila autobiography to include free copy of George Bush memoirs
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New Kids on the Block postpones reunion tour to accompany daughters at Jonas Brothers concert
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Oprah to pay everyone's mortgage
Cindy McCain to replace Schwarzenegger in Terminator 4
12 inch Jonas Brothers doll taller than 2 out of 3 Jonas Brothers
That one soap opera guy still not retired
EXTREME HOME HEADACHE: Ty Pennington‘s house inadvertently bulldozed
Battle of Christian rock bands ends in peaceful tie
Pop Star Beyonce Purchases Bed Bath & Beyond
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Pamela Anderson STD catches own STD
Horse defeated by Chad Johnson delivers self to glue factory
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Imus not invited to annual CBS Pimps-N-Hos party
Man addicted to watching A&E's Intervention program
GIRL INTERRUPTED: Britney Spears' clubbing schedule suffers frequent rehab interruptions
Anna Nicole’s baby endorses TrimSpa infant formula
Mel Gibson promotes new book, “If I Did Hate Jews”.
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Big Bird Flu ravages large bird puppet community.
Rapper 50 Cent changes name to .37 Euro at start of European tour
NBC study indicates almost everyone is gay now.
Tom Cruise annoys Katie Holmes with endless questions about James Vanderbeek.
Jennifer Lopez buys chain of hardware stores.
Local cover band covers other local cover band.
George Lopez accidental inspiration to many Native Americans.
Oprah steps up hurricane relief with three state purchase.
Anna Nicole Smith's neighbors annoyed by endless convoy of TrimSpa delivery trucks.
Cincinnati’s FOX19 airs new local reality series
Norwood Man Regrets Betting on WWE Wrestling Events
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck hoping to fill publicity void.
Michael Jackson celebrates acquittal with massive sleepover party.
Oprah gives away almost entire personal house staff of over 200 illegal immigrant domestic servants.
Arabic musicians struggle to follow path of Latin pop explosion
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