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July 2007
EDITORIAL: Stop by anytime if you'd like to check out my new 19 inch TV
June 2007
Horse defeated by Chad Johnson delivers self to glue factory
My coworkers don't know I'm a weekend pimp
April 2007
Imus not invited to annual CBS Pimps-N-Hos party
March 2007
Man addicted to watching A&E's Intervention program
February 2007
GIRL INTERRUPTED: Britney Spears' clubbing schedule suffers frequent rehab interruptions
Anna Nicole’s baby endorses TrimSpa infant formula
December 2006
Mel Gibson promotes new book, “If I Did Hate Jews”.
November 2006
Fifth Third Loan Officer Thinks “To Catch a Predator” Is Really, Really Stupid
October 2006
Stunning Upset - Boone's Farm wins Bacchanalian Tasting
September 2006
Crocodiles Celebrate Worldwide!
July 2006
Big Bird Flu ravages large bird puppet community.
June 2006
Rapper 50 Cent changes name to .37 Euro at start of European tour
April 2006
NBC study indicates almost everyone is gay now.
January 2006
Tom Cruise annoys Katie Holmes with endless questions about James Vanderbeek.
November 2005
Jennifer Lopez buys chain of hardware stores.
September 2005
Local cover band covers other local cover band.
George Lopez accidental inspiration to many Native Americans.
August 2005
Oprah steps up hurricane relief with three state purchase.
March 2005
Anna Nicole Smith's neighbors annoyed by endless convoy of TrimSpa delivery trucks.
Cincinnati’s FOX19 airs new local reality series
February 2005
Norwood Man Regrets Betting on WWF Wrestling Events
September 2004
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck hoping to fill publicity void.
June 2004
Michael Jackson celebrates acquittal with massive sleepover party.
May 2004
Oprah gives away almost entire personal house staff of over 200 illegal Haitian domestic servants.
October 2003
Arabic musicians struggle to follow path of Latin pop explosion
June 2003
Scheduling lunch a futile struggle for chums Ronald Reagan and Charleton Heston
March 2003
I'm just like Eminem!... Except my parents were rich and went to Harvard..
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