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Obama holds jackass summit with Kanye West and Serena Williams
Suspicious typo occurs during WEBN Fireworks
Distraught citizens cope with loss of Derek Beasley through heartfelt poetry
Bravo announces new show: “The Real Housewives of Ludlow Kentucky”
NASA celebrates 40th anniversary of faking moon landing
Jackson World Funeral Tour Scheduled
Janet Jackson’s breasts mourn privately during memorial service
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Oprah to pay everyone's mortgage
Cindy McCain to replace Schwarzenegger in Terminator 4
12 inch Jonas Brothers doll taller than 2 out of 3 Jonas Brothers
That one soap opera guy still not retired
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Man addicted to watching A&E's Intervention program
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Anna Nicole’s baby endorses TrimSpa infant formula
Mel Gibson promotes new book, “If I Did Hate Jews”.
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Rapper 50 Cent changes name to .37 Euro at start of European tour
NBC study indicates almost everyone is gay now.
Tom Cruise annoys Katie Holmes with endless questions about James Vanderbeek.
Jennifer Lopez buys chain of hardware stores.
Local cover band covers other local cover band.
George Lopez accidental inspiration to many Native Americans.
Oprah steps up hurricane relief with three state purchase.
Anna Nicole Smith's neighbors annoyed by endless convoy of TrimSpa delivery trucks.
Cincinnati’s FOX19 airs new local reality series
Norwood Man Regrets Betting on WWE Wrestling Events
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck hoping to fill publicity void.
Michael Jackson celebrates acquittal with massive sleepover party.
Oprah gives away almost entire personal house staff of over 200 illegal immigrant domestic servants.
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