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STUDY: Majority of high school students stoned during candlelight vigils
Area hipster loses track of which clothing items are ironic
New Washington Park murals to honor great winos in park history
Clermont County kicks off summer with “Leave Your Kid in a Hot Car Outside of Wal-Mart Fest”
Northside S.W.A.T. standoff ends in fabulous S.W.A.T. dance off
KATIE VS. MEN - What is it with men and their mothers?
The Derf Magazine Worst of 2011 List
Investigation reveals honey badger does care
KATIE VS. MEN: How to tell if he’s one of the good guys
KATIE VS. MEN: Is it okay to ask a guy out?
Cincinnati traffic at standstill in anticipation of December snowstorm
Men begin faking illness in anticipation of new Twilight movie
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Five reliable signs your boyfriend is planning to leave you
Local man posts slightly too often on mobile mammography Facebook wall
OTR Violence: Hipsters get into hair-pulling fight over favorite craft beer
KATIE VS. MEN: Are random, bad hook-ups worse than no hook-ups?
RELATIONSHIPS: Male-Female Friends…Really?
EDITORIAL: When a friend asks me to watch their drink in the bar I really watch it.
Northern Kentucky removes shirt for rest of summer
2008 Walk for Alzheimer’s possibly still underway
Cincinnati bed bugs refuse to be complacent despite #1 national ranking
Delhi Township finger population drops 20% after 4th of July
Northern Kentucky set to dazzle with patriotic meth lab displays
Few equatorial nations offer relief funds for Cincinnati heat emergency
TriState road work to be confined to holiday weekends and rush hour
REPORT: Taste of Cincinnati hillbilly corn consumption scars area children
Prediction of world's end updated to sometime in next 4000 years
KATIE Vs. MEN: What’s Your Deal-Breaker?
Local man gives up O'Douls for lent
New Florence KY church to be called Crossroads Y’all
Expiring gym membership relieves sedentary woman’s guilt
ABC concerned about depleted pool of celebrities for Dancing with the Stars
Mystery witness from Widmer trial now claims to have information on Hyde Park goat head case
COMMUNITY: Volunteers build meth lab wheel chair ramp
KATIE VS. MEN: Exploring the strange world of posers and fakes.
Two weeks later, holiday fruit bouquet still hilarious
Children get Santa's attention with Powerpoint
American workers look forward to 'Take Your Codependent to Work Day'
Area slut still feeling glow of Halloween self-esteem boost
Colerain Mom says search for missing teen can stop already
This article is missing the middle part
"A Day with Robbie Knievel" still least popular Make-A-Wish Foundation wish
Ribbon conservation leading concern among Americans
Norwood celebrates 100 consecutive stabbing-free days
In public I must appear aloof to prevent my fans from falling in love with me.
KATIE VS. MEN: Which Men are Better? 20-somethings or 30-somethings?
Local man probably has best body at Deer Cross Apartments pool
2-year-old left in hot car, now 41, still trapped in car, sweaty, angry
KATIE VS. MEN - Ménage a Trois?
Community sick of boy boasting about 911 call that saved Mom’s life
Area couple admits love for son peaked in ’08
Norwood public pool mostly urine at this point
KATIE VS. MEN: What Really Turns a Guy On?
Touchdown Jesus cremation costs to be minimal
EDITORIAL: I'm about to unleash a ringtone on my friends that will rock their world
KATIE VS. MEN: Are We Forgetting Our Bedroom Manners?
EDITORIAL: It’s no secret that I'm pretty much the Tony Soprano of the Kenwood/Madeira area
Scientists successfully breed first wheel-dog
Saints arrange alcohol intervention for their friend Patrick
Irish Americans argue DUI laws culturally biased
The DERF Top 10 Worst List of 2009
Avian flu transmitted via Twitter
Starbucks employee never makes new pot of coffee in break room
Religious services held between church festivals
Short distance relationships not working for local man
UDF employee hypnotized by relentless hot dog rotation
Woman works day job to put herself through stripper school
Over-the-Rhine 'Stray Bullet Festival' disrupted by craft displays and food booths
Canadians have difficulty finding Twittre online
Mexican brothels now safer than pig farms
Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner
Cincinnati Zoo objects to neighboring 'Festival of Crack Pipes'
Larger ‘World's Largest Office Party' discovered in China
Women gaining weight to fit into trendy plus-size fashions
Soldier's reunion with spouse triggers post domestic stress syndrome
Couple plans breakup in January, 2009
Cranberries CD cures woman's urinary tract infection
KATIE VS. MEN: If your man likes sock puppetry, it's time to start pretending you like sock puppetry.
Man postpones alcohol rehab until end of Party in the Park season.
Prom season disrupts teen drinking
I can totally afford a prostitute like Ashley Dupre.....for about 2 minutes.
Local man sets record low in charity date auction
Couple hires Personal Shoplifter
Sometimes I can dance exactly like Justin Timberlake without even trying
Woman Dumps Boyfriend via Powerpoint Presentation
UPLIFTING COMMUNITY MOMENT: Back of the house employees allowed to meet front of the house employees at upscale restaurant
EDITORIAL: I am freakishly confident every sentence below will exceed your expectations.
Church step climbers disappointed by Purple People Bridge ads
Derf writers agree only the most maladjusted, immature, and dysfunctional people will enjoy this article
11% of Cincinnati teachers can read.
The beer line at this year's Spring Fling party stretched all the way to Ault Park
Valentine's Day cookie causes fatal cardiac arrest.
Clay Aiken's music turns iPod gay
Oakley man marries Golden Tee video game.
Drunk drivers thank Enquirer for posting Friday checkpoints
Gay man admits to being a Congressman
Area woman announces plans for all that junk, all that junk inside her trunk.
Newport family reunion convenient opportunity for drug intervention.
Drivers insulted by lower than actual speed readings.
Study indicates car accidents leading cause of dropped cell phone calls
Norwood neighborhood block party cancelled due to lack of neighborhood.
Alarming number of Cincinnatians find breathing easier during smog alerts.
Disgruntled fraternity guy publishes secret handshake on internet.
Uglier daughter never included in family pictures.
Son diligently prepares to take over family Sno Castle empire
Mt. Lookout resident unable to attend next Derf Happy Hour due to hair appointment
Detroit looters inconvenienced by power outage.
God Appeared at Crossroads Community Church hoping it was still a hardware store.
Ham radio hobbyist depressed to learn his lifelong radio friend in Norway really lives in Norwood.
Boss gets strange looks after telling workers he is in love with them
No Surprise - Report Says Drunks At Teller's Slightly More Polite Than Drunks At Arthur's.
Tragedy - Randy Beattie of Kiwanis International Misplaces I.D. Badge
Boy finally informs parents he is adopted.
Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets trying to seduce 22 year-old Priest
Tragic mixup - Area woman asks for Botox but receives buttocks
DerfMagazine proven to cause more adult-bedwetting and high-pressure vomiting than other websites.
Amazon.com ironically not catching on amongst people of the Amazon.
Neighbors oppose Moeller High School plans for new sports stadium.
Tsunami epicenter discovered inside Donald Trump's combover.
If I were a woman back in the old cowboy days I think I would have been a pretty good hooker.
Coworkers tired of guy who boasts about memorizing US airport codes
Epcot's Iraq exhibit not yet safe for visitors
Drunk residents of Brookstone apartments report Virgin Mary apparition in that electrical thing across the street.
Where were you when the Brickyard closed?
Fireman uses Jaws of Life to trap Mother-in-law in car.
Man removes own appendix to avoid losing place in airport security line.
Inattentive husband develops sneaking suspicion he\'s divorced
Three apartment units reported missing at the Octagon Apartment building.
Local man coping with humiliation from poor response to Super Bowl party Evite invitation.
Gay couples prepare for marital equality: Life sentence of dispassionate boredom
Semi-popular generic chain restaurant replaced by more popular generic chain restaurant
Colony devastated in ant farm landslide.
Man proud to be the guy who hands you a paper towel in the nightclub bathroom so you don't have to go to all the trouble of getting one from the dispenser yourself.
New Pope's Things To Do List
Non-salesman actually purchases Ford Taurus
Subtitled movie thoughtlessly shown during illiteracy conference.
Ohio River tests positive for water.
Woman pretends to be offended by date’s over-willingness to divulge impressive income level
Toenail fungus commercial soon to be cute children's cartoon.
Tragic loss - Billy Graham shot by Cincinnati Police Officer
Smiley Face admits long-term use of anti-depressant medications.
DERF TRIVIA: What time did the clock stop at the corner of Edwards and Madison?
Buddy Helgenberger's closet chosen as site for Norwood's first public library .
Red Cross worker wishes tornado victims would quit whining
Dyslexic man performs Heimlich Maneuver backwards.
Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.
Disgruntled fraternity guy publishes secret handshake on internet.
A cable channel that only airs episodes of Walker Texas Ranger would probably be really popular
Introducing the award-winning Derf Happy Hour Doorman, Scooter Wellington.
Family growing weary of Dad’s obsession with sarcasm
To improve view, Cincinnati plans giant mirror on banks of Ohio River.
Marchers in Secretly Gay Parade disappointed that everyone knows they're gay now.
Tragic loss - Billy Graham shot by Cincinnati Police Officer
Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
Alarming number of Cincinnatians find breathing easier during smog alerts.
Local Tragedy: Febreze tanker leaks in Mt. Lookout.
Man longs to be with friend Jessie's girlfriend.
Cincinnati public schools report math scores lower by like around 10% which is more or less about the same as around 10 out of every 100 or so.
All-Corian® house soon to be unveiled in Suburbs.
Man still never featured in DerfMagazine.com.
Club Clau more profitable as crack house.
Local man gets his freak on
Kidnapper taken from his home by other kidnapper
Family fed up with Dad's habit of recapping bathroom events
Cincinnati Public School student showed up this week.
SNOW STORM WRATH: Madeira High School Spaghetti Dinner cancelled
To improve view, Cincinnati plans giant mirror on banks of Ohio River.
Tragic mixup - Area woman asks for Botox but receives buttocks
Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets seducing 22 year-old Priest
Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.
Tragedy - Randy Beattie of Kiwanis International Misplaces I.D. Badge
Possum booth draws crowds at N. Kentucky's Oktoberfest
America’s Migrant workers embrace 'Leave Your Child at Home Day'.
Jiffy Lube expands car consultation to include comprehensive life coaching
Red Cross worker wishes tornado victims would quit whining
Billions of Cicadas burrow eastward to avoid making debut on west side.
DerfMagazine proven to cause more adult-bedwetting and high-pressure vomiting than other websites.
Amazon.com ironically not catching on amongst people of the Amazon.
A cable channel that only airs episodes of Walker Texas Ranger would probably be really popular
Marchers in Secretly Gay Parade disappointed that everyone knows they're gay now.
Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
US Air Force mistakenly drops two million Derf Happy Hour invitations over Iraq.
Introducing the award-winning Derf Happy Hour Doorman, Scooter Wellington
No Surprise - Report Says Drunks At Teller's Slightly More Polite Than Drunks At Arthur's.

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