Area woman announces plans for all that junk, all that junk inside her trunk.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS — In response
to repeated queries, Sharon Speier today
announced what she's going to do with
all that junk, all that junk inside her
trunk. Per her press conference, Sharon
has plans to, "get get get get you drunk."
She neither confirmed nor denied if her
plans were the same for all that ass, all
that ass inside [her] jeans.
- Avian flu transmitted via Twitter
- Detroit looters inconvenienced by power outage.
- Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets seducing 22 year-old Priest
- Coworkers tired of guy who boasts about memorizing US airport codes
- Taste of Ludlow Kentucky features 200 varieties of edible meth
- Gay man admits to being a Congressman