New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Couple plans breakup in January, 2009
- Norwood public pool mostly urine at this point
- Epcot's Iraq exhibit not yet safe for visitors
- Northside S.W.A.T. standoff ends in fabulous S.W.A.T. dance off
- Northern Kentucky set to dazzle with patriotic meth lab displays
- Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets trying to seduce 22 year-old Priest