New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Man still never featured in DerfMagazine.com.
- UPLIFTING COMMUNITY MOMENT: Back of the house employees allowed to meet front of the house employees at upscale restaurant
- Norwood neighborhood block party cancelled due to lack of neighborhood.
- Buddy Helgenberger's closet chosen as site for Norwood's first public library .
- Man longs to be with friend Jessie's girlfriend.
- Few equatorial nations offer relief funds for Cincinnati heat emergency