New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- 2008 Walk for Alzheimerís possibly still underway
- Community sick of boy boasting about 911 call that saved Momís life
- A cable channel that only airs episodes of Walker Texas Ranger would probably be really popular
- Local man coping with humiliation from poor response to Super Bowl party Evite invitation.
- Son diligently prepares to take over family Sno Castle empire
- Children get Santa's attention with Powerpoint