New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Newport family reunion convenient opportunity for drug intervention.
- Men begin faking illness in anticipation of new Twilight movie
- SNOW STORM WRATH: Madeira High School Spaghetti Dinner cancelled
- Local Tragedy: Febreze tanker leaks in Mt. Lookout.
- Coworkers tired of guy who boasts about memorizing US airport codes
- EPA REPORT: Ohio River tests positive for water