New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Norwood celebrates 100 consecutive stabbing-free days
- Avian flu transmitted via Twitter
- Clay Aiken's music turns iPod gay
- Gang tags mistaken for streetcar markings
- Oakley man marries Golden Tee video game.
- A cable channel that only airs episodes of Walker Texas Ranger would probably be really popular