New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Woman works day job to put herself through stripper school
- Alarming number of Cincinnatians find breathing easier during smog alerts.
- Family growing weary of Dadís obsession with sarcasm
- Man still never featured in DerfMagazine.com.
- Son diligently prepares to take over family Sno Castle empire
- God Appeared at Crossroads Community Church hoping it was still a hardware store.