Tsunami epicenter discovered inside Donald Trump's combover.
New York City - The National Weather Service announced this week evidence of strong tidal activity in Donald Trump's combover indicating it is the likely the origin of the Asian Tsunami. Monitoring stations located near the Trump combover region report the combover may have shifted suddenly in response to an unusually strong egotistical swell. Shock waves from this mounting egotistical force reportedly set off devastating tsunami activity throughout the combover. Although Trump conceded he is responsible for daily egotistical swells he denied the alleged combover shift stating the infrastructure of his combover is designed with powerful industrial adhesives and hidden wire mesh to specifically resist shifting.
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