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Boss gets strange looks after telling workers he is in love with them
In a weekly team meeting, Henry Steel, Shift Supervisor at the Ace Machine Tool Company, announced to all fourteen members of his staff that he was in love with each of them. He then asked, "Now that I have told you how I feel, would any of you like to share your feelings?" After a period of awkward silence, Machine Operator Bill Rogers said hesitantly, "I love you too Henry, but more as a friend." Steel responded, "Thanks for letting me know where I stand. Anyone else?" Accounting Clerk Walter Stepanski answered, "Nothing personal Henry, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now." Ted Meyers was on vacation that day and wonders if Henry loves him too. "I’m not saying I want to be loved by Henry. It would just be nice to know."
Escaped circus monkey revealed to be former News 5 Anchor Jack Atherton
Image of toaster appears on Virgin Mary painting
Cincinnati Zoo worker trapped inside Festival of Lights storage facility
STUDY RELEASED: 100% of U.S. new year’s resolutions broken by mid-morning on New Year's Day.
OTR residents scoff at unhip Hyde Park flasher
- Norwood neighborhood block party cancelled due to lack of neighborhood.
- Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner
- The beer line at this year's Spring Fling party stretched all the way to Ault Park
- Introducing the award-winning Derf Happy Hour Doorman, Scooter Wellington
- Cincinnati public schools report math scores lower by like around 10% which is more or less about the same as around 10 out of every 100 or so.
- Clermont County kicks off summer with “Leave Your Kid in a Hot Car Outside of Wal-Mart Fest”





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