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City offers Mayor Mallory streetcar tokens in lieu of car allowance
Kings Island offers Mayor Mallory free lifetime bumper car rides
Donald Trump announces 2016 fake presidential bid
Bin Laden: “What a pleasant surprise that most of my 72 virgins look exactly like Michelle Obama.”
Democrats demand to see birth certificate for Donald Trump’s hair
Donald Trump demands to see Bin Laden death certificate
Donald Trump’s hair picks Steve Chabot’s hair as running mate
WikiLeaks Founder prison escape plans leaked to law enforcement
Bill Clinton spends holiday weekend in airport security line, misses 8 flights
Chelsea Clinton’s bridesmaids report mysterious dress stains
BP officials encourage oil-soaked birds to smile once in a while
Helen Thomas buys retirement condo in Gaza Strip
Mayor Mallory in bitter battle to become Foursquare Mayor of City Hall
Greeks continue protest by not breaking dishes
Hospital staff unable to satisfy Bill Clinton’s relentless sponge bath requirements
Joe the Plumber unclogs Sarah Palin Book from John McCain’s toilet
Dick Cheney in secret, secure location playing Modern Warfare 2
Obama to use Nobel Peace Prize money to fund Afghanistan troop increases
Homeless to be tastefully covered with KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL blankets
Police horses learning to ride police Segways
Iranian Officials: Violent protests are actually joyous celebrations
Obama offers to trade Geraldo Rivera for jailed American reporters in North Korea
City council drafts plan to attract better looking hookers to Cincinnati
100 DAYS: Michelle Obama's Questionable Fashion Debut
Shadow Hare Allegiance of Super Heroes denies Simon Leis membership application
Japanese Air Force photo op at Pearl Harbor creates panic
Air Force One pictures turn out really nice
Somali pirates escape disguised as Long John Silvers workers
Bush library downsized to informational kiosk
Barney Frank unable to concentrate during Brad Pitt visit to Capitol Hill
T.J. Houshmandzadeh miraculously maintains straight face while saying 'decision to leave was difficult'
Animal control officers kill Shih-Tzu mistaken for vicious Pit Bull
Israel and Palestine to learn from successful U.S. / Canada ceasefire
U.S. Unemployment office lays off 6,000 workers
Governor Blagojevich's hair stylist also indicted
Hollywood accepts Presidential cabinet position
Second shoe thrower suspected behind grassy knoll
Obama family selects John McCain's puppy as White House dog
Bush offers to stick around during transition if necessary
Russia plans wall to block Palin's view
Fox News closing operations until 2012 election
U.S. Media exhausted from grueling task of dictating Presidential election outcome
Sarah Palin entertains family with mean-spirited Tina Fey impersonation
Obama praises efforts of tropical storm Gustav
Monkey escapes from Cincinnati zoo, returns to City Council
Capital of Zimbabwe unaware it had sister city
Over The Rhine placed under house arrest
2008 Earth Day marketing required record level of natural resources.
George Bush opts not to seek third Presidential term
CITY COUNCIL FINDING: Police brutality caused by use of excessive force.
HIGH SPEED CHASE: Unicycle fugitive no match for Segway Cop
Local murderers celebrate record year
City Council members injured during severe brainstorm
Mallory Prefers Mitchell’s Over Phyllis
Secondhand smoke cloud migrates from Cincinnati to Kentucky.
Celebrity NASCAR Driver Dick Trickle Backs Leslie Ghiz’s Proposal To Ban Nicknames
Charlie Luken switches to Hennessy.
President Bush requests 9/11 Commission Report in 'Books on Tape' format.
Local soldier only pretending to miss home.
Bush Administration protests celebrities.
Suicide Bomber convention lasts 1.6 seconds
Democrats select candidate from the future to defeat Schwarzenegger in Governor's race.
Osama Bin Laden under investigation for misreporting actual costs of terrorist operations
After Firemen and Coal Miners, CNN rolls out plans to upgrade more occupations to hero status
Victory in Iraq - Bush officials reports finding stockpiles of illegally removed Iraqi mattress tags.
Governor Taft petitions court to suppress embarrassing golf scores.
Bitter over lack of endorsement bonanza, Olympic Curling champion switches to bowling.
Suspects found David Pepper's abduction not only profitable but also informative.
Violence erupts amongst Ohio's Amish gangs.
Bush family gardener appointed Secretary of Agriculture.
Pentagon report indicates Saddam Hussein in jail.
John Kerry's family tree offers reason for long face.
City Council hopes by late February to approve Cinergy Field implosion.
Giant Saddam Hussein statue erected at Sean Penn's house.
US Intelligence indicates Iraqi counterattack may be postponed indefinitely
Congress announces terrorist I.D. card program

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