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Violence erupts amongst Ohio's Amish gangs.

CINCINNATI - A bitter rivalry between two Ohio Amish gangs finally resulted in violence. Tempers flared during a recent community barn raising when gang leader, Jedediah Jacob accused the other gang of using electricity.

Armed primarily with carpentry tools, the two gangs fought fiercely and coordinated several drive-by rock throwings. 

The war halted when the elders realized they could not differentiate rival gang members from their own due to identical gang markings including black smocks and long beards.

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