Weekly gloriousness sent to your inbox. 
Featured Local Event full calendar»
Wednesday, June 19th - 11:30 AM-10:00 PM
| Burgermania @ Tavern on the Hill |
DERF Happy Hour
Friday, Jun 28 - 5:30PM-9:30PM
| Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's), $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 6 Cocktails! |
Business News
Cincinnati criminals consider offers to relocate to Detroit
CINCINNATI, OH - Following Chief James Craig’s announcement that he will accept an offer to become the Police Chief in Detroit, Cincinnati criminals are now considering similar offers to relocate. The city of Detroit has put together packages aimed at attracting Cincinnati criminals.
“We really feel that Detroit could benefit from Cincinnati criminals,” explained Detroit assistant city manager Fredrick Jasper. “The Cincinnati criminals are more laid back, more welcoming of new crime trends and certainly more hygienic than our…
Email To FriendBusiness News favorites
from the archives
- Popular Sunshine Skillet® breakfast served at Bob Evans' funeral
- BP asks oil-soaked birds to return oil at authorized reclamation centers
- Marlboro to introduce Think Pink Breast Cancer Awareness packaging
- Donald Trump’s hair asks for hurricane relief funds
- White House asks manager of Oakley Fat Burger to step down
- Miami University offers self-tanning curriculum
Recent Headlines
