Cincinnati criminals consider offers to relocate to Detroit
CINCINNATI, OH - Following Chief James Craig’s announcement that he will accept an offer to become the Police Chief in Detroit, Cincinnati criminals are now considering similar offers to relocate. The city of Detroit has put together packages aimed at attracting Cincinnati criminals.
“We really feel that Detroit could benefit from Cincinnati criminals,” explained Detroit assistant city manager Fredrick Jasper. “The Cincinnati criminals are more laid back, more welcoming of new crime trends and certainly more hygienic than our…
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