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Apple Inc. offers free corrective hand surgery to owners of iPhones with antenna problems

CUPERTINO, CA – After Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced the company has developed a surgical procedure that removes the part of the hand that interferes with the iPhone antenna. The hands of iPhone owners who receive the surgery will have a permanent hole dubbed by industry followers as the “Hantenna”. During the press conference, Jobs received robust applause as he displayed the hole in his left hand and demonstrated perfect phone reception.
Jobs commented, “The human body is not perfect. We’re pleased the iPhone led to the…
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