
Featured Local Event full calendar»
Friday, February 17th - 7:00 PM-2:00 AM
| Pavilion Fridays @ Mount Adams Pavilion |

DERF Happy Hour
Friday, Feb 24 - 5:30PM-9:30PM
| Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's), $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 6 Cocktails! |
Preparing for prison life, Martha Stewart makes elegant improvements to prison uniform.
Believing good taste is just as important behind bars, Martha Stewart shared with the public this week her new creation in upscale prison uniforms featuring delicate flower patterns, an unobtrusive potpourri pouch, and tasteful fringe accents on the cuffs and collar. Stewart also unveiled plans to improve the "aesthetic value" of her prison cell by applying a faux granite floor treatment in her cell, sponge painting the cell walls, and candy striping the bars. "Weapons and personal belongings are checked at the front door but good taste isn’t. With a few very inexpensive touches, I am confident I can make my surroundings more tolerable during my 3-5 year stint in the big house." said Stewart.
- Area vagrants devastated by pet food tainting
- Domino’s Pizza driver robbed, forced to eat own pizza
- Hacker inadvertently designs malicious virus that corrects most Microsoft bugs.
- Ground-breaking Coke innovations continue to rock cola world.
- DerfMagazine.com cancels sponsorship of 2004 Olympic Games.
- Chipotle Tortilla Press now available as home exercise machine





Email To Friend










