
Featured Local Event full calendar»
Saturday, Jul 11 - 1:00PM-6:00PM
Woodstone Creek Weekender Wine Tasting @ Woodstone Creek Winery

DERF Happy Hour
Friday, Jul 17 - 5:30PM-9:30PM
Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's), $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 6 Cocktails!
business News
Anthony Munoz eats Furniture Fair guy.
FAIRFIELD—Hall of Fame Bengals lineman Anthony Munoz devoured Furniture Fair owner and spokesman Ed Hartman after a production assistant forgot to include finger sandwiches in the green room. In a severe case of hunger-induced myopia, the giant former tackle saw the tiny man as a tasty snack. Onlookers on set were able to retrieve Hartman’s neatly shined shoes, but his mock turtleneck was forever lost in the big guy’s gullet.
Recent Headlines
Archive
- Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractive Visa card offer.
- Convicted former Enron CEO announces plans to make convicted former Tyco CEO his bitch.
- Gorilla Glue production halted due to worldwide shortage of dead gorillas.
- Crossroads dominates local fake church market.
- Frito-Lay Announces New Single-Chip Travel Pack
- UDF fruit juice slowly evaporating since 1994


Email To Friend










