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Retailers announce thirty whore shopping days until Halloween

CINCINNATI, OH - Local Halloween party and costume shop Party Village has unleashed their fall ad campaign. The store is beginning a countdown that kicks off by telling shoppers that there are “Thirty Whore Shopping Days Until Halloween.”


Area whores have been delighted that a store made the move to keep them informed. “There is a giant whore market out there,” said consumer advocate David Hemmer. “And if there is anything a whore really enjoys, it’s attention. Well, I guess there are other things, but attention is undoubtedly on the list. Focusing the ad campaign toward them on their most beloved holiday is a great move, and a win-win situation. After all, isn’t a win-win situation the best result one can hope for with a whore.”


The store has gotten immediate response, with lines out the door on the first day of the campaign. “I’m glad I came in to unlock the doors early,” said employee Jenna Gadd. “There was a line of whores around the corner. They must have wanted to make sure not to get locked out on all the tiniest costumes. This time of year can get really busy and stressful for a whore.”


Party Village is also quick to point out that the store may be gearing their efforts towards whores, but all other customers are welcome as well. “We realize that Halloween is for everyone,” said store manager Kevin Stamper. “We want everyone to know that it’s not just time for whores to go shopping with us. We’re also open for sluts, hoochies, and trollops.”