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Company buys every house in Norwood.

The company known for it's eye-catching billboards that read, "We Buy Ugly Houses", reached a landmark agreement this week with the city of Norwood. Under the terms of the agreement, the city will allow the company to make a purchase transaction encompassing every house in Norwood. Company President, Roger Tellman commented, "In the business of owning ugly houses, Norwood is a dream portfolio. We believe we've reached the pinnacle of success." Tellman also stated the company has rejected similar deals in Northern Kentucky due to the company's policy against buying houses below an acceptable ugliness threshold.