Ted Nugent puts Downton Abbey DVRs on hold to attend State of the Union
WASHINGTON, DC - Despite looking forward to a relaxing week catching up on the PBS period drama Downton Abbey, Ted Nugent accepted an invitation from President Barack Obama to attend the State of the Union address. Mr. Nugent’s DVRs of Downton Abbey will remain on hold for the foreseeable future.
“The gripping drama of early 20th century England shall have to wait,” explained Mr. Nugent. “Though I long to find out the fate of Mr. Bates and see how things are going with the newly married Matthew and Mary, I’m going to have to put those…
- The DERF Worst of 2010 List
- Crocodiles Celebrate Worldwide!
- Justin Bieber reaches puberty during tweet
- WEBN fireworks entertain 450,000 people, 78.4 billion body lice
- Tiger Woods to host new NBC morning show, Apology Today
- Anna Nicole Smith's neighbors annoyed by endless convoy of TrimSpa delivery trucks.