I’ve been to Bed, Bath, & Beyond numerous times. I’ve been there with girlfriends and I’ve even visited the store by myself in search of a miscellaneous organizing item. But I have never purchased a single item at Bed, Bath, & Beyond because almost everything in the store is useless! In fact the products are not only useless, they’re hilariously useless. Below I list and discuss just a few examples of items I have noticed at Bed, Bath, & Beyond that I feel compelled to talk about. These items actually exist and people actually buy them....I think:

Two Things They Don't Have - Actual beds or baths. Interesting. They've apparently decided to focus only on the beyond.  Probably no room for beds or baths due to all the banana holders.  There are countless other weird and useless items at Bed, Bath, & Beyond like space bags, fondue sets, cedar closet chips, and silicone oven mitts - all items I could discuss here but there is simply not enough time. As all super successful magazine columnists like me know, we never get the time we truly need for any given topic. But we still hope our reader somehow gains a new enlightenment regarding the current topic. I hope you have gained a few moments of brilliant clarity here….especially about the banana holder.

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