Pop Star Beyonce Purchases Bed Bath & Beyond

LOS ANGELES - Public documents filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission confirm popular Singer/Songwriter Beyonce Knowles has completed a nationwide purchase of the successful home goods retailer, Bed Bath & Beyond.  Reportedly Knowles plans to feature her name in the corporation name changing the name to Bed Bath & Beyonce.

Beyonce spokesperson David Rose explained, "Beyonce's fans are eager to see her succeed in the retail realm.  Her popularity and reputation as a talented performer are a natural foundation for a successful career marketing quality bedding products, plastic storage containers, miscellaneous kitchen gadgets, and numerous bathroom devices." 

Executives of Beyonce's corporation plan to use the stores as a platform to launch many of Beyonce's new brands including an attractive storage line called, "Crazy In Love With Storage!" and a line of children's clothing called, "Destiny's Childwear".

Boyfriend and rap mogul Jay-Z is expected to play an active role in the management of the organization.  Insiders say several areas of the store will feature Jay-Z branded products including a line of luxury bedding called, "99 Problems and A Down Comforter Ain't One".  All Jay-Z products will be certified with the "Big Pimpin" seal of approval.  Jay-Z has also reportedly developed a concept called "Streets Is Watchin" in which surplus and discontinued merchandise will be sold at the back door and parking lots of the Bed Bath & Beyonce stores.

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