Anna Nicole Smith's neighbors annoyed by endless convoy of TrimSpa delivery trucks.
The formerly obese Anna Nicole Smith requires several tons of the popular diet supplement TrimSpa every month to keep her weight at a manageable level. Her neighbors are growing increasingly intolerant of the procession of delivery trucks constantly rumbling through her neighborhood. In addition, several neighbors have filed complaints regarding the giant unsightly pile of TrimSpa on her driveway.
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