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Taste of Ludlow Kentucky features 200 varieties of edible meth

LUDLOW, KY - The Ludlow, Kentucky Chamber of Commerce is looking forward to their biggest festival in decades. The Taste of Ludlow Kentucky will be a four day extravaganza featuring the cuisine that has made the city famous, including over two hundred varieties of edible meth.

“We are expecting thousands of visitors,” said Ludlow Chamber of Commerce spokesman and lone member Ty Robinson. “I hear they are going to be running charter busses in from towns in rural Eastern Kentucky so the folks can come and experience the big city flavors of Ludlow’s finest culinary meth. I promise that those people will not go home disappointed. And they probably also will not go home with any money or personal belongings left. Local pawn shops are pretty excited about this even too”

Dishes available at the Taste of Ludlow will run the gamut from simple chicken meth skewers to more extravagant dishes like foie gras with a meth infused sweetbreads foam. “The corn on the cob with bacon and meth butter is going to be a crowd favorite,” said Robinson. “Of course, since this will be served to a meth loving festival crowd, we will take the corn off the cob for those with difficult dental situations. In fact, we’re expecting the softest foods to be the most popular.”

Robinson came up with the idea for the methamphetamine inspired Taste of Ludlow after having one of his culinary creations rejected from another local food festival. “I tried to enter my Meth-Goetta and Egg Croissandwich into the competition at Goetta fest and was rejected,” he said. “I find that very disturbing considering Goetta is much less chemically pure than good meth, yet twice as addictive.”

The festival runs Thursday through Sunday give or take a few days. Several bands are scheduled to appear, but are not expected to perform.