New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- REPORT: Taste of Cincinnati hillbilly corn consumption scars area children
- 2-year-old left in hot car, now 41, still trapped in car, sweaty, angry
- Tragic mixup - Area woman asks for Botox but receives buttocks
- Over-the-Rhine 'Stray Bullet Festival' disrupted by craft displays and food booths
- Smiley Face admits long-term use of anti-depressant medications.
- Boy finally informs parents he is adopted.