New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
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- Scientists successfully breed first wheel-dog
- Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets trying to seduce 22 year-old Priest
- All-Corian® house soon to be unveiled in Suburbs.
- Tragic loss - Billy Graham shot by Cincinnati Police Officer
- Expiring gym membership relieves sedentary woman’s guilt