New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Son diligently prepares to take over family Sno Castle empire
- Indian Hill High School students spend snow day scrambling for place to buy drugs
- Club Clau more profitable as crack house.
- Prediction of world's end updated to sometime in next 4000 years
- Toenail fungus commercial soon to be cute children's cartoon.
- All-Corian® house soon to be unveiled in Suburbs.