New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Norwood neighborhood block party cancelled due to lack of neighborhood.
- Ribbon conservation leading concern among Americans
- All-Corian® house soon to be unveiled in Suburbs.
- Colony devastated in ant farm landslide.
- Area hipster loses track of which clothing items are ironic
- Woman pretends to be offended by date’s over-willingness to divulge impressive income level