New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Man still never featured in DerfMagazine.com.
- Kidnapper taken from his home by other kidnapper
- Judge Tracy Hunter Halloween costumes hot this year
- To improve view, Cincinnati plans giant mirror on banks of Ohio River.
- Drivers insulted by lower than actual speed readings.
- Children get Santa's attention with Powerpoint