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New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
Manager.
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
Papal.
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
immediate dominance.
9. See about getting Onstar on
Popemobile.
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
reality show.
Recent Headlines
Norwood celebrates 100 consecutive stabbing-free days
Local man probably has best body at Deer Cross Apartments pool
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Community sick of boy boasting about 911 call that saved Mom’s life
Area couple admits love for son peaked in ’08
Archive
- Starbucks employee never makes new pot of coffee in break room
- The beer line at this year's Spring Fling party stretched all the way to Ault Park
- Canadians have difficulty finding Twittre online
- Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
- Family fed up with Dad's habit of recapping bathroom events
- Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.





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