New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
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- Cincinnati bed bugs refuse to be complacent despite #1 national ranking
- Touchdown Jesus cremation costs to be minimal
- Public copes with epidemic of news stories about heroin epidemic
- Club Clau more profitable as crack house.
- Gang tags mistaken for streetcar markings