New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Saints arrange alcohol intervention for their friend Patrick
- If I were a woman back in the old cowboy days I think I would have been a pretty good hooker.
- Man longs to be with friend Jessie's girlfriend.
- Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
- Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.
- Prediction of world's end updated to sometime in next 4000 years