New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
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- Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
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- OTR to develop new ‘Epic Beard District’
- Semi-popular generic chain restaurant replaced by more popular generic chain restaurant