New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- New Florence KY church to be called Crossroads Y’all
- Cincinnati Zoo objects to neighboring 'Festival of Crack Pipes'
- If I were a woman back in the old cowboy days I think I would have been a pretty good hooker.
- Oakley man marries Golden Tee video game.
- Soldier's reunion with spouse triggers post domestic stress syndrome
- Clay Aiken's music turns iPod gay