New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
- Amazon.com ironically not catching on amongst people of the Amazon.
- Family growing weary of Dadís obsession with sarcasm
- Local man gives up O'Douls for lent
- Religious services held between church festivals
- UDF employee hypnotized by relentless hot dog rotation
- If I were a woman back in the old cowboy days I think I would have been a pretty good hooker.