New Pope's Things To Do List
1. Take a nap.
2. Send thank you card to Campaign
3. Visit BMV and get Popemobile
registered to Joe Ratzinger.
4. Place order for official Pope hat.
5. Vow to crush Islam
6. Develop own line of Potpourri
7. Quickly look up definition of the word
8. Fire several Cardinals to establish
9. See about getting Onstar on
10. Consider Mark Burnett's offer for Pope
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- Gay man admits to being a Congressman
- Inattentive husband develops sneaking suspicion he\'s divorced
- Possum booth draws crowds at N. Kentucky's Oktoberfest
- The beer line at this year's Spring Fling party stretched all the way to Ault Park
- Train derailment declared most picturesque spot in Norwood