Local man gets his freak on
CINCINNATI - Blue Ash resident Stanley Hendrick got his freak on this week after an unexplainable several year hiatus from getting his freak on.
People close to Hendrick say the 36 year old mortgage broker is pleased about getting his freak on and suggest this episode of getting his freak on may cause Hendrick to get his freak on more regularly in the future.
Hendrick is currently resting after getting his freak on. He confirmed during a brief telephone interview this afternoon that he did enjoy getting his freak on. He said he is not ready to release any future plans for getting his freak on but hopes to have a tentative schedule for getting his freak on shortly.
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