Three apartment units reported missing at the Octagon Apartment building.
Several residents of the Octagon Apartment building on Madison Road came home late Thursday evening shocked to find their apartments missing. Police reports state the three missing units were extracted during the evening. The owners of the complex are reluctantly changing the name of the building to the Pentagon Apartments. Among the primary suspects in the investigation is the newly created Triangle Apartments Corporation.
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