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Red Cross worker wishes tornado victims would quit whining
As tornadoes swept through the Midwest this year leaving a typical path of destruction and devastation, Red Cross worker Steve Gilmore was there to help. However, after spending months at a time helping devastated homeowners sort through the rubble, Gilmore admittedly grew tired of all the whining. In one particularly poignant moment, a distressed woman wept over the loss of her family’s home but Gilmore rolled his eyes and commented, "These people all act in the same predictable way...like they're the first family this ever happened to. Mom cries helplessly while clutching the cracked picture frame. The kids dart around in a futile search for the missing Golden Retriever. Dad moans about losing everything he has worked so hard for…blah, blah, blah. It's ridiculous. This job would be so much more satisfying if it wasn't for all this melodrama."
Escaped circus monkey revealed to be former News 5 Anchor Jack Atherton
Image of toaster appears on Virgin Mary painting
Cincinnati Zoo worker trapped inside Festival of Lights storage facility
STUDY RELEASED: 100% of U.S. new year’s resolutions broken by mid-morning on New Year's Day.
OTR residents scoff at unhip Hyde Park flasher
- Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets trying to seduce 22 year-old Priest
- DERF TRIVIA: What time did the clock stop at the corner of Edwards and Madison?
- Men begin faking illness in anticipation of new Twilight movie
- Three apartment units reported missing at the Octagon Apartment building.
- Cranberries CD cures woman's urinary tract infection
- Man still never featured in DerfMagazine.com.





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