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Sometimes I can dance exactly like Justin Timberlake without even trying
By Slade Dandridge, DERF Editorial Columnist
Some of my moves would astound you. I really don’t have to try. It comes totally natural to me. No matter where I am if the conditions are right I bust it out. People are quick to notice. They say things like, “What the? Slade got skills?” Sometimes when I feel the beat deep in my bones I can’t help but start dancing exactly like Justin Timberlake. It doesn’t matter where I am or who I am with. My body channels the rhythm into an effortlessly choreographed and highly stylish dance performance. My moves are virtually perfect. It’s like my souls is the masterful conductor of a symphony of limbs, joints, and muscles. My body glides across the floor in a display of beauty and artistic innovation. I never practice because I don’t need to. My style is perfect the way it is. To practice would be an insult to a little thing called natural ability which I'm not afraid to admit I have a lot of.
Some of my moves would astound you. I really don’t have to try. It comes totally natural to me. No matter where I am if the conditions are right I bust it out. People are quick to notice. They say things like, “What the? Slade got skills?” Sometimes when I feel the beat deep in my bones I can’t help but start dancing exactly like Justin Timberlake. It doesn’t matter where I am or who I am with. My body channels the rhythm into an effortlessly choreographed and highly stylish dance performance. My moves are virtually perfect. It’s like my souls is the masterful conductor of a symphony of limbs, joints, and muscles. My body glides across the floor in a display of beauty and artistic innovation. I never practice because I don’t need to. My style is perfect the way it is. To practice would be an insult to a little thing called natural ability which I'm not afraid to admit I have a lot of.
It is difficult through this article to create an accurate mental picture of my skills. Someday I hope to post online a video of me dancing so you can see for yourself. All I can say is prepare to be impressed.
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