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Giant Saddam Hussein statue erected at Sean Penn's house.
Against the wishes of neighbors, contractors have completed erecting a larger than life Saddam Hussein statue in the front yard of actor Sean Penn's estate in Malibu, California. Penn decided to build the giant erection after visiting Iraq several months ago and personally finding no evidence that weapons of mass destruction were being harbored in Iraq. Criticizing Penn for having a limited and uneducated perspective, neighbors say the giant erection is offensive. However, in honor and support of Mr. Penn's erection, actor George Clooney has announced plans to build a giant Sean Penn erection in his front yard. Other celebrities such as Martin Sheen, Sheryl Crow, and Michael Moore, have applauded Mr. Clooney for his support of Mr. Penn's erection and have stated their intentions to construct giant George Clooney erections in their yards. In a town already well known for it's many offensive erections, Hollywood insiders say they expect this trend to continue.
Gov. Kasich bans bananas from all state approved fruit salads
PG Sittenfeld packs up campaign headquarters in parents' basement
Occupy Walton KY turnout lower than expected
Dick Cheney autobiography discusses heart attacks in chapters 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, and 12
Hurricane Irene violently disrupts Steve Chabot's hair during town hall meeting
- Local soldier only pretending to miss home.
- Obama offers to trade Geraldo Rivera for jailed American reporters in North Korea
- Governor Taft petitions court to suppress embarrassing golf scores.
- City council drafts plan to attract better looking hookers to Cincinnati
- US Intelligence indicates Iraqi counterattack may be postponed indefinitely
- Mayor Mallory in bitter battle to become Foursquare Mayor of City Hall





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