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Giant Saddam Hussein statue erected at Sean Penn's house.
Against the wishes of neighbors, contractors have completed erecting a larger than life Saddam Hussein statue in the front yard of actor Sean Penn's estate in Malibu, California. Penn decided to build the giant erection after visiting Iraq several months ago and personally finding no evidence that weapons of mass destruction were being harbored in Iraq. Criticizing Penn for having a limited and uneducated perspective, neighbors say the giant erection is offensive. However, in honor and support of Mr. Penn's erection, actor George Clooney has announced plans to build a giant Sean Penn erection in his front yard. Other celebrities such as Martin Sheen, Sheryl Crow, and Michael Moore, have applauded Mr. Clooney for his support of Mr. Penn's erection and have stated their intentions to construct giant George Clooney erections in their yards. In a town already well known for it's many offensive erections, Hollywood insiders say they expect this trend to continue.
Obama administration authorizes IRS to use drones
295 million Americans feel they were unfairly targeted by IRS
Cincinnati seeks transportation funds for OTR piggyback rides
Congress removes evidence of Cinco De Mayo party before immigration bill debate
North Korea awards national defense contract to Howell Illinois Ace Hardware
- 2008 Earth Day marketing required record level of natural resources.
- Obama to use Nobel Peace Prize money to fund Afghanistan troop increases
- Paul Ryan chosen by Mitt Romney in close margin over Gabby Douglas
- Congress announces terrorist I.D. card program
- Donald Trump’s hair picks Steve Chabot’s hair as running mate
- Gov. Kasich bans bananas from all state approved fruit salads





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