Oakley Man Wants Equal Rights for Dog Fighting Fans
Dog fighting has become a popular Oakley event in Toby Johnson's house on Isabella Avenue. Every Friday night neighbors gather to wager on their favorite pitbull. Johnson complains he is forced to host the event in secrecy every Friday night due to over zealous law enforcement officials. Arguing that dog fighting plays an important cultural role in the neighborhood, Johnson said, "Dog fighting is the glue that holds this community together. Without it we would probably be like all those degenerates hanging out at Arthur's." If you would like to be a part of this refreshing and innovative community event, call (513) 731-4891.
- Crosstown Shootout rebranded as less violent Crosstown Hugfest
- Manning-tron 3000 processor encounters critical failure during Super Bowl
- Dallas strip club industry concerned about possible loss of Pacman Jones
- Joey Votto returns to work as Aroldis Chapmanís designated driver
- Ray Rice hires Richie Incognito as life coach
- Low quality copy of NCAA brackets creates office pool havoc