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T.O. REPORT: Terrell Owens’ Top 10 Preseason Complaints

CINCINNATI – During a training camp press conference this week, Terrell Owens expressed disappointment with several aspects of his preseason experience to date.  Here are his top 10 disappointments and 2 bonus complaints shared privately with DERF Magazine.

1. Still waiting for invitation to lead Oktoberfest Chicken Dance

2.  Ocho Cinco not tweeting about him enough

3.  Still can’t get VIP entry at Blackfinn unless accompanied by Rey Maualuga

4.  Three month wait for guest appearance on ‘Fox19 in the Morning’

5.  Pacman Jones already dating Newport’s only stripper under 40

6.  Never met legendary Cincinnati Meteorologist Derek Beasley

7.  Fans keep asking if he can help get Ocho Cinco’s autograph

8.  Not yet invited to a Bronson Arroyo concert

9.  Never got to see Touchdown Jesus

10.  Assigned Shayne Graham’s old locker and can’t remove the smell of failure

11.  ‘Grillin' With Tim’ declined offer to co-host during home game weeks.

12.  Only local endorsement involves singing backup for Carson Palmer in hot dog jingle