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News In Brief

July 2005

Dolphin secretly hopes to kill all manatees.
Man seeks prescription relief for alcohol intolerance.
Non-alcoholic Jello shots popular at local O'Doul's party.
Saddam Hussein requests trial location in California.
Local man flattered but not ready to be National Colitis Spokesman.