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Friday, May 24th - 9:30 PM-12:00 AM

Tim Mcgraw Ticket Giveaway @ The Oak Tavern
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DERF Happy Hour

Friday, Jun 21 - 5:30PM-9:30PM

Location TBA, $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 6 Cocktails!
News In Brief

April 2006

Noise canceling headphones eliminate office white noise.
Scientology mall kiosk secretly feels superior to other mall kiosks. Scientology mall kiosk secretly feels superior to other mall kiosks.
Mormon files 2005 tax return, married filing jointly, jointly, jointly…
Lonely Mariemont man addicted to date rape drug.
Local man perfects treadmill simulation exercise. 
Local man perfects treadmill simulation exercise.
City of Newport holds quarterly review meeting in mobile meth lab.
Don Pablo's clown hoping other clowns will join the Don Pablo's team. Don Pablo's clown hoping other clowns will join the Don Pablo's team.