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Friday, July 25th - 11:30 AM-11:00 PM

$6.50 fish and fries @ Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's)

DERF Happy Hour

Friday, Aug 1 - 5:30PM-9:30PM

The Oak Tavern, $10 for 10 Beers -OR- 7 Cocktails!
News In Brief

April 2006

Noise canceling headphones eliminate office white noise.
Scientology mall kiosk secretly feels superior to other mall kiosks. Scientology mall kiosk secretly feels superior to other mall kiosks.
Mormon files 2005 tax return, married filing jointly, jointly, jointly…
Lonely Mariemont man addicted to date rape drug.
Local man perfects treadmill simulation exercise. 
Local man perfects treadmill simulation exercise.
City of Newport holds quarterly review meeting in mobile meth lab.
Don Pablo's clown hoping other clowns will join the Don Pablo's team. Don Pablo's clown hoping other clowns will join the Don Pablo's team.