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Media use of the word 'plummet' soaring |
Obama falls for pyramid scheme while visiting Egypt |
Single tooth White Strips launched in Kentucky |
Susan Boyle lands leading role in Nacho Libre sequel |
Corrie Blount claims Kentucky's entire pot harvest for personal use |
Madonna and Angelina clash at third world orphanage clearance sale |
Donald Trump replaces Miss USA with Joan Rivers |
Doctors recommend not sharing lipstick with pigs |
New York City issues restraining order against Air Force One |
ECONOMIC IMPACT: Giant checks no longer fitting in shrinking bank accounts |
Corpse arrested for engaging in sex with Coroner. |
Phil Spector found guilty of 1st degree weirdness |
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