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Corpse arrested for engaging in sex with Coroner. |
Phil Spector found guilty of 1st degree weirdness |
Obama wins $800 billion in White House NCAA bracket pool |
Open exchange of ideas planned today at secret location |
Fire offended by phrase 'fire-retardant' |
Prozac sales reach all-time high in Durham, North Carolina. |
Crystal meth users selecting new Waterford Crystal Meth |
Garmin GPS voice speaks sarcastically when navigating in Delhi |
Search continues for road crew lost inside pothole |
Saints arrange alcohol intervention for their friend Patrick |
Brittany Spears gets pregnant during both intermissions of concert tour opening night |
Charles Barkley offers to become Bengals chauffeur |
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