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PODIATRIST'S OUTCRY:
Walk a mile in my shoes. |
Over-Tanning is my passion! |
When I'm not playing Halo 3 I'm getting my MBA! |
Drug dealers stock up on back to school supplies |
Workers killed by unappreciative dogs at no-kill shelter. |
MANUFACTURING REPORT
Steroid factories significantly more productive than other factories. |
Spelling bee runner-up misspells 'prodigy' |
Vacationing parents hope missing 4 year-old stays missing for a few more days. |
Meerkats Speak Out Against Paparazzi |
BOOK RELEASE:
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Years.
By Nicole Kidman |
NEXT ISSUE:
THE DARK SIDE OF SOCK PUPPETRY
What the "experts" don't want you to know. |
God asks, “Who’s thou daddy?” |
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