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Wednesday, September 17th - 11:30 AM-11:00 PM

Burger night! @ Mt. Lookout Tavern (MLT's)

DERF Happy Hour

Keep checking back here to find out where the next DERF Happy Hour will be!

News In Brief
Chris Henry placed in coma for entire off season
‘Tickle Me Hillary Clinton’ doll outselling Chucky
State of Illinois under house arrest
HMO executive: “What we’d really like is for you all to die.”
Sean Hannity searching for just the right uncharismatic and unmemorable partner to replace whatshisname
Several cruise ship passengers stop eating during Somalian pirate attack.
Obama already 12.1% older looking
Douchebag oblivious to douchebag status
Kenwood Mall parking lot full until January
March of The Penguins star eaten by polar bear
Bengals fail to cover spread during bye week
Long election night for Steve Chabot’s hair

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