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Anxious clairvoyant jumps to forgone conclusion |
Barcode scanned backwards reveals satanic message |
Decapitated Americans object to HP commercials. |
Oil-soaked penguin drowns in Dawn dishwashing liquid. |
Web designer switches from quoting Napoleon Dynamite to quoting Borat. |
The mean streets of Pisgah: What the Pisgah Tourism Bureau doesn't want you to know. |
Tricia Macke has nipple slip |
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