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Concert goers report Snoop Dogg 2 miles high at Denver's Mile High Stadium. |
Distracting roadside memorial destroyed in accident it caused. |
CORPORATE HARDBALL: Hader Hardware no longer accepts old paint. |
Noise canceling headphones eliminate office white noise. |
Scientology mall kiosk secretly feels superior to other mall kiosks. |
Mormon files 2005 tax return, married filing jointly, jointly, jointly… |
Lonely Mariemont man addicted to date rape drug. |
Local man perfects treadmill simulation exercise. |
City of Newport holds quarterly review meeting in mobile meth lab. |
Don Pablo's clown hoping other clowns will join the Don Pablo's team. |
Drug addict gets organized with 7-day pill minder. |
Single woman says, "Having an unlisted phone number makes me feel more attractive than I really am." |
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